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Old 07-29-2005, 12:53 PM Rancidpunk666 is offline  
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Uma Actriz Porno Polaca bateu recorde ao ter sexo com 646 homens em apenas sete horas !

A Polish porn actress beat the sex record by having sex with 646 men in only 7 hours!


Uma Brasileira também participou na competição e terminou em segundo lugar. Klaudia Figura é a nova 'campeã' mundial do sexo.

A Brazilian girl also took part in the competition and finished in second place. Klaudia Figura is the new 'championess' of sex.

O Recorde foi batido num Festival Erótico em Varsóvia, capital da Polónia.

The record was beaten at an Erotic Festival in Varsóvia (bite me, I don't know Geography), the capital of Poland.

Na competição, Klaudia Figura venceu a brasileira Mayara Rodrigues e Claire Brown, da Grã-Bretanha. A recordista anterior era a atriz norte americana Houston, que fez sexo com 620 homens em 1999.

In the competition, Kladia beat the Brazilian Mayara Rodrigues and Claire Brown, from Great Britain. The previous record holder was the North American actress 'Houston', who had sex with 620 men in 1999.


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I thought Warsaw is the capital of Poland
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bite me, I don't know Geography
Old 07-29-2005, 12:56 PM Insomniac is offline  
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I thought Warsaw is the capital of Poland

That is what you decide to focus on?
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That is what you decide to focus on?

Hey, if they can't even get the capital of they're own country right, how can you trust that this whore really is the new 'championess' of sex. They probably can't count either. This is Poland after all.

edit: I just realized that it might be the way they say warsaw in polish.
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GOD DAMMIT, READ THE FUCKING RULES, DON'T LINK TO MOTHERFUCKING PORN YOU GOD DAMNED FUCKING MORONS.
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GOD DAMMIT, READ THE FUCKING RULES, DON'T LINK TO MOTHERFUCKING PORN YOU GOD DAMNED FUCKING MORONS.
it wasn't porn, although it did happen to contain nudity
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Old 07-29-2005, 01:37 PM Entimann is offline  
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it wasn't porn, although it did happen to contain nudity

Are you a fucking retard? There's a guy getting a blowjob in the back of the picture and some chick getting FUCKED in the foreground, how is that not porn?
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