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Old 11-03-2009, 09:30 AM Viremia is offline  
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you got pussy. bitches aren't worth their keep so why does it matter anyway?
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It makes her a good rug salesman, that likes to give out samples
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Knowing this information, would it be wrong to ask you to go on one date?

This got me. well done.
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this expectation or belief is why I always cook or pay on the first date. I usually excuse myself to the ladies room and take care of the bill before it comes to the table. It's interesting to see how men react and cope with this.

hey let's go out!

(also being honest - i think that's not right. a guy may mean very well and u may well just confuse him or send the message that u are not interested.)
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zomg women have sex? this is shocking news. better call them sluts about it. Why not be happy someone sexed you up and end it there.
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zomg women have sex? this is shocking news. better call them sluts about it. Why not be happy someone sexed you up and end it there.



shut your dirty whore mouf
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Probably means she was horny and doesn't really respect you. She's not interested in a relationship with you but you can probably have sex with her again. Don't try to make her like you, even if you succeed it won't work out.
Yes, indeed.
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btw, the word you are looking for is promiscuous
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btw, the word you are looking for is promiscuous
Whore
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I usually drape my jacket over the seat of my chair and nonchalantly drag my date's purse under that chair so when she excuses herself to the bathroom and can't find it I can root through the purse to look at all her gross girl stuff.

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hey let's go out!

(also being honest - i think that's not right. a guy may mean very well and u may well just confuse him or send the message that u are not interested.)

I agree. That'd be a turnoff to me, not because I mind the girl paying, but because it seems sneaky and underhanded, like she's trying really hard to surreptitiously emasculate me, or something. If she's apparently that hell bent on not being treated as a lady, who knows what else is messed up about her.
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