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for then love of god please sleep with her. Life is too short to have a bunch of people on the internet cock block you because you cant just let it happen and see what happens.

I would say try and see what you can do. No matter the outcome, you will learn something...and isnt that what really matters?

/Martha Stewart moment

+2.. the only peice of ass you will ever regret is the peice of ass you turn down

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Old 02-08-2010, 01:58 PM Copejunkie is offline  
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My mind is swinging back and forth faster than fucking Tarzan right now.

Current status: I SHOULD sleep with her

Edit: Maybe I shouldn't
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Old 02-08-2010, 02:24 PM Mr. Susan is offline  
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sling your beef into her and get it over with. don't discuss your feelings. don't have second thoughts. just do it ®
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just do it and wear a glove
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if you wait much longer to lose your virginity it's going to be creepy. you're already borderline as it is
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Old 02-08-2010, 02:40 PM Why_Ask_Why is online now  
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That IS true. Very true. Man if I could go back to my puberty years now with my current mindset I'd fuck all them 15 year old bitches man. What was I doing? God damn man. God damn.

Sidenote: Any pitysex offers coming this way? (semi-serious)
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That IS true. Very true. Man if I could go back to my puberty years now with my current mindset I'd fuck all them 15 year old bitches man. What was I doing? God damn man. God damn.

Sidenote: Any pitysex offers coming this way? (semi-serious)

you make me sad. go get laid.
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You fucking homo, let her suck your dick. 19 year old virgin turning down basically free sex.

Do you like dicks in and around your mouth or something?
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perhaps less pics of semi attractive asian lady and more pics of probably not-so attractive 19 year old virgin are necessary to determine whether he shall or shalln't hit that
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Yeah but brah, do you really want that chick to be your first lay? You can totally do better.



every first lay is the worst lay
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I cannot believe I am being serious. Also what type of virgin male questions getting laid by a older woman?

When it looks like Patrice Cormier elbowed her in the face, I'd say any self-respect virgin male who would rather say he lost his virginity to a hottie rather than some ugly slut from his office that would fuck a loaded shotgun from the business end if she had to.
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+2.. the only peice of ass you will ever regret is the peice of ass you turn down

What if she's fat, hairy, and has mad BO?

I love having standards, you should try it some time!
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every first lay is the worst lay

And it's worse when she looks like that.
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And it's worse when she looks like that.

then you might as well get the first one over with
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I know this is main, and due to the history, i wouldnt touch that woman with a 10 foot pole, but she really isnt bad looking.
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