Benadryl sucks

[travisw111]

Why can't they have non-drowsy antihistamines that are more readily available? Benadryl always gives me this insane artificial sleepiness that lasts for around 15 or so hours, that is way more intense than what the manufacturer claims it is. They claim it causes: "minor drowsiness." They also claim that they are not in league with a demon of some kind. Learn demonolgy, and the occult, then learn to summon demons. Summon Asmodeus and ask what companies he supports in order to get a break from not having to report unaccounted income to the IRS. Yah, fucked up eh? I bet if he switched some of his stock choices around, switched to Geico for car insurance, and started doing evil things for a profit, instead of pro-bono then he would have a very positive cash flow coming.

If they had a good over the counter antihistamine like Allegra or Zyrtec(Claritin sucks), then I wouldn't have to resort to this demon of a drug. It's not like i'm allergic to a lot of things(i'm allergic to radio waves, but that's only what my crazy cat told me), it's just that I have to use it to kill histamine outbreask when taking huge amounts of Codeine, which would happen to anyone. Codeine is a huge histamine releaser when taken over 7-10X the therapeutic dose Yes, if anyone took a dose like that, they would get flushed, get hives on certain parts of their body, become increibly itchy, and in some cases... have their face puff up a bit which comes in handy for oral sex. If we could harness this histamine face-puffing phenomenon, to include the anus, then everyones anus could be easily prepared for perfect anal sex. Not to mention that that hives, if they could be transplaced on a penis, could come in useful to ending a relationship that you want out of.

No, i'm not blaming the Codeine for what I did. But when I thnk about it, yah it is someones fault and it sure as hell isn't mine. Blaming myself is just an easy way out of this whole mess. Guilt is something people abuse to feel euphoria. Yes i'm admitting it finally. Whoever created the poppy plant is the guilty party. So if it was god, then god deserves to be locked into a deity jail until we can fix this problem. And yah, no fucking comforts given to him, like clouds and rainbows. I also have reason to believe he created the marijuana plant, but that could of been the Inca god... we're investigating this possibility


Anyway, here's one result of someone taking their own life from not getting the antihistamines that they need. Kurt Cobain didn't have these kinds of drugs. IMO it would of led him to rethink his suicide. Just check out this startling evidence, from some lyrics of his song:

I'll start this off, without any words
I got so high, I scracthed 'till I bled.

He most likely committed suicide from remembering the pain and agony Benadryl caused him. He's recounting his story of how he got high on Opiates(Heroin to be more precise, another byproduct of god's evil creation)and that the antihistamine he took, just could not kill the immense itchiness. This in turn led him to itch until he bled. Most likely Courtney forced him to take the evil Benadryl, saying that it would cure this so called itchiness. Hell maybe she got cutbacks from the company, to push this evil product on the market.

This has many conspiracies lurking beneath the shadows. A corrupt deity harnessing the power of drug that causes immense histamine side-effects. A corrupt company, making a useless drug to "help" these side-effects, which in turn leads to deadly side-effects. It smacks of a world-wide conspiracy, a conspiracy that has found its way into your home. Yes you Ronald McDonald, I know your reading this you sonfabitch. You didn't think I would know that you fucked up my order today, eh:!?!? I ORDERED IT WITHOUT MAYONNAISE YOU COCKSHUNTER~! What, did you spray benadryl in with the mayonnaise!? Is that why you just had to put mayonnaise on it!? Damn you Ronald, and damn your demonic group of fast-food shit-shuckles!








Err, oh.. wow. Well it looks like I am sobering up. This whole thread doesn't make any sense now, but it did a few minutes ago. See kids, this is why you shouldn't do drugs. Anyway, don't do drugs... give them to me so I can become even more of a loser and warn you of the dangers of using drugs, from writing shit that doesn't make any sense. May god, if he ever returns from deity jail, have mercy on my drugged soul. The end

[Squeeky]

tl;sm

[indczn]

[Face]

holy tl;dr!!! bone closet ya fuck

[travisw111]

Originally Posted by indczn

Yah, don't worry. I wrote the fucking thing and I don't know what the hell it means any more. If I took another huge drug cocktail, then I would probably figure it out again, but i'm scared of writing more shit like this

[travisw111]

Originally Posted by Face

holy tl;dr!!! bone closet ya fuck

I don't think it belongs in the bone closet....

It belongs in hell!

[Face]

Originally Posted by travisw111

I don't think it belongs in the bone closet....

It belongs in hell!

!!! try nyquil... dextromethorphan knocks me the fuck out

[travisw111]

Originally Posted by Face

!!! try nyquil... dextromethorphan knocks me the fuck out

I took Nyquil and Benadryl when I wrote this fucked up thread. Here is the drug cocktail that I took, that may of caused a lot of this dementia:

Nyquil
Benadryl
Xanax
Codeine
Glutethimide
Provigil
Wellbutrin
Pot

[Squeeky]

Originally Posted by travisw111

I took Nyquil and Benadryl when I wrote this fucked up thread. Here is the drug cocktail that I took, that may of caused a lot of this dementia:

Nyquil
Benadryl
Xanax
Codeine
Glutethimide
Provigil
Wellbutrin
Pot

Jesus fucking christ. You got muscle relaxants, anti depressants, illegal drugs, prescription pain killers, and allergy pills. How the fuck are you still alive?

[Face]

xanax

[Sobek]

Originally Posted by travisw111

I took Nyquil and Benadryl when I wrote this fucked up thread. Here is the drug cocktail that I took, that may of caused a lot of this dementia:

Nyquil
Benadryl
Xanax
Codeine
Glutethimide
Provigil
Wellbutrin
Pot

or

[Pepsiholic]

whoa

big words not read

[travisw111]

Originally Posted by Squeeky

Jesus fucking christ. You got muscle relaxants, anti depressants, illegal drugs, prescription pain killers, and allergy pills. How the fuck are you still alive?

Welll lets see her, let me explain the list:

Pot : Doesn't adversely react with any of these drugs. It's like granola

Wellbutrin : It's a minor stimulant, as well as an anti-depressant. It's a lot different than other anti-depressants, and basically it's anti-depressant effect is much different than all the other current ones out there. It doesn't really interefere with any of the drugs, except for maybe inhibiting the CYP2D6 enzyme a bit which would reduce the effects of the Codeine converting to Morphine in the liver.

Provigil : A very minor stimulant, completely unrelated to amphetamines. Does not really interefere with the other drugs, except for maybe balancing out the minor depressant effects of the Glutethimde, Nyquil, Xanax and Benadryl.

Nyquil : Took a half a dose of Nyquil, after getting pissed off at how much my nose was running. It's a very minor depressant, which most people don't know. They think because it makes them incredibly tired, that it's a huge CNS depressant. It's not at all.

Benadryl : took one tablet, 25mg. Again, another very minor depressant. I wouldn't even call it a depressant.

Xanax : Yes, this is an actual CNS depessant compared to the otthers. I took .5mg, which I consider a very low dose. With Nyquil and Benadryl, it would not even worry me to take 4mg of it, but there is no point to over-indulging in it.

Codeine + Glutethimide - The main drug of this cocktail. Codeine by itself gets converted in the liver, by the CYP2D6 enzyme, into 8% Morphine. With Glutethimde this number raises to like 70-90%. I took a lower than usual dose, and considering my tolerance, it was not that much of a danger even with all the other drugs.

Yes, the drugs did make me spacy, but it was definitely something to experience. Don't try this at home kids. Call me stupid, but i'm much more aware of all the effects than the average person from my grounding in pharmacology studies. They were all not taken at the same time of course, but I believe all the effects intersected at one time

[travisw111]

Originally Posted by Sobek

or

If I had a digicam, I would definitely take tons of photos. Someone send me one, pleaseeee

[auction1]

Benadryl is awesome.
It's the best fucking sleeping pill ever. I took one a couple days ago, not tired at all, about 20 minutes later I fell asleep. When I woke up 45 minutes after that my friend told me I'd fallen asleep in the middle of a sentence.