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T.S.Sephiroth
I SUCKED THE KING'S DICK AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TITLE
 
found a script for the edwards/cheney debate...this real?


FUCK!! FCUK!! LET IT ALL OUT!! DEEZ R TEH TINGS TAHT I REELEE VANT 2 FUCK!

alright j00 faggortz, you wanna play the "let's be cum-guzzling jizz-monkeys" game? I CAN PLAY TAHT GAME!!. if you fukkin fagz dun listen to my prophecy, someting badd will happen. REELEE BAD. im talkin about a 300-pound OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG named sampson coming over and takin a liquid shit in your face right before he pulls out his 30' long meat rod and begins to tear the lining of your rectum by means of anal jackhammer-ing.

you guys are all niggers, THE SCUM OF TEH PLANET!! ill rape ur assholes until ur rectum bleeds with jizz if u dun shut the fuck up you cum guzzling semen licking chinkee slapping motherfucking OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG sympathizing shit gargling urethrea ramming small penis homosexual noncracker faggot NUGGERS. ur all so gay that i'd be more hetewrosexual by swimming is a jacuzzi of midget semen and masturbating to oprah than i would by hanign out with you homoFAGGOTS. u fagz r so gay that i will take a set of wireclippers and clip my own nutsack off and put each ball in a cheeck and pretend im a fuking squirrel cuz even that is better than listening to you panda blowjobbing queers talk about how good ur gay porn is. i hope your grandmother put on her twelve inch steel double headed dildo of death and fucksd you in the ass so hard that your small intestines get ejaculated out your mouth.

YOU HEAR ME?!?! SMALL INTESTINES R EVERYWHERE, SPEWING OUT OF YOUR EARS AND EYES AND RECTUMZZZ.

one time i looked in the window to a store called poterry barn. it turns out that only big interior designing FAGGOTS go there. at the time it seemed weird that i saw each and every one of you in that store, taking broken shards of pottery and slitting your nutsack open so you could do the squirrel trick, but now i understand!!!!!

listen up you rimjobbing assmunchers, ill fuck you up. ill put some hot pokers in your rewctum and burn your semen coated tissue until clood is pouring out of your shit-orfice like a geyser.

EAT A HORSE COCK.

i hope you all drown in a pool of boiling jizz for making such a faggoty OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG ass comments. seriously, it makes me want to jam a huge manatee dick in my mouth and push it back until i gag because the pulsaiting purple head is touching that nlittle hanging nutsack in the back of j00r throat.

THATS WHAT IM DOING NOW.. FUCK!!!. I CAN'T BREATHE WILL THIS MANATEE CACK FILLING THE NOOKS AND CRANNIES OF MY MOUTH!!.

imma teel j00 FAGz all aboot jizz right FUCKKIn now. jizz = CUM = spooge = semen = prick joose = SPERMZ = teh GUUD STUUF. U SUHULD FUKKIN KNOW! i bet u cock-sucking, dick-fucking, prick-licking, rectum-raping, nutsack-nestling, ballhair-biting, QUEERBAIT FAGGOTS simply just INHALE tye guud stuuf. u guys r fukngin vacuum cleaners and my leaking hot milk is all taht dirt that you wanna drink up. Y'ALL FAGORT CHINKZ drink cockjizz, eat cockjizz, bathe in cockjizz, shower in cockjizz, water j00r lawns wif cockjizz, feed all ur pets cockjizz, and even FILL UR ENTIRE GODDAMN SWIMMING POOL WITH 100% NATURALLY AQUIRED HUMAN PENIS SEMEN!!!

do j00 knowz what i doo 2 fagz liek this!? I REAM THIR ASSHOLES WITH INDUSTRIAL-GRADE WHEAT HARVESTING MACHINERY!! u will recieve one complimentary colonoscopy of DEATH. once my freezing cold metal insruments of anal desruction are RIPPING through the soft tissues, sensitive nerve endings, and THRoBBING ARTERIES or j00ranus, U BECOME ONE ROYALLY FUCKED MUTHAFUCKA!!

THE ENTIRE LOWER HALF OF YOUR DIGESTIVE SYSTEM WILL SEEP OUT OF UR LOOSE AND BLEEDING ASSHOLE LIKE WATER SPEWING OUT OF A GUTTER DURING A SEXUALLY VIOLENT HURRICANE IN WHICH SEVERAL DARKIES DIED CUZ THEY HAVE NO FUCKING HIGH-QUALITY HOIUSE CUZ THEY ALL LIVE IN FUCKKING OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG CAGES. thats sum powerful drainage right teher.

MUTHER FACKERZZ. EAT MY JIZZ LIKE APROTEIN SMOOTHIE.

ill tell you another story now. this story is called "the big faggot who died of AIDS". nce upon a time all of you were fucking faggot ass queer niggers. most of you had incredibly small cocks and working in such occupations as faggot lumberjack, faggot flight attendant, faggot interior designer, and other FAGGOT jobs. because you chinkees had raw purple buttsex each and every day, you all contracted HIV.

GG USING CONDOMS YOU FAERIES!!! TOO BUSY LAPPING JIZZ OUT OF YOUR UNCLES ASS TO THINK ABOUT YOUR ASS'S SAFETY, HUH!!?!?! HUHU!!?!?!?!? fukin homos.

you are all just a bunch of pirate raping OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG slapping chinkee blasting ass faggot queer faces that need to dephile some gramndmothers and farm animals in a bizarre sex act / suicide ritual that leaves bloiod and pieces of small intestines spewing from EVERY orfice of j00r body. its be a sexually delicious carnage.

I WANT TO RAPE A CHINKEE.

I WANT TO RAPE IT IN THE ANUS.

my god, chinkees are so queer. just the sight of those slant-eyed grizzly bear-boofers is enough to trigger a chain reaction of bodily fuctions that makes me shit, bleed, jizz, and urinate simultaneously. its a symphony of bodily functions that needs to be gargled by niggerd.

THATS ALL TEHY CAN DOO!!! GARGLE JIZZ AND SWALLOW CACKS.....WHOLE~!!!!!!!!

it is time for me to tell you about TEH PROPHET. tihs man has a muthafuckin' assload of names: The Supreme Cracka, Hitler, Teh Jeebus, Negro-Stomper 5000. but whatever teh FUCK j00 call this beast of a non-faggot, HE"LL RAPE U. if ur a non-cracker, beware. you preCUM tasting queers who jam sticky+sweaty MEAT SWORDZZ ionto ur trachea and spray the man JOOSE all into ur lungs until you have jizz-pnumonia and CANNT FUKKIN BREATHE!! OH NOZZ.... I"M LITERASLLY DROWNING IN GALLONGA UPON GALLONG OF THE SWEET NECTAR OF SCHLONG. yaeh, j00! this man will FUCK YOU UP. his dick is a fucking loch ness monster that's not afriad to give you teh HOT BEEF INJECTION of CRACKA POWAH!! ph33r his ethic-minority RAEPING cock.

if my cack ever came within 5 feet of a black man, i would scream. black faggot queer niggers always try to eat cocks so all the jizz and piss can spray over their face like the slaves they are. then they pry open ur rectum and smear shit all over there faces and say "look i r teh brown man plz MURDER em." I ALWAYS DO!!! i constantly murder the fukkin faggot chinkee ass rammers thart force their dark dicks into every human orfice inmaginable and tear all your membranes in the process, leaving you dripping bodily fuids everywhere, including piss from ur eyes, jizz from ur nose, blood from ur ass, and SHIT from ur ears. once again, a symphony.

DO YOUR ASSHOLLLZZ HEAR MEEEEEEEE!? stop chompin on ur fukkin NEGRO PANCAKES andf eat my jizz. i got an idea. how about we play a FUN GAME b4 i liquify ur colon, ye' MONGOLIAN CLUSTERFUCKERSS. fucking play russian COMMUNIST FAGGOT roulette jamming ur BALLS a.k.a SPOOGE-MAKERS down a fucking smoking hott gun barrel melting ur fuckin sackskin so that u get a peachy and tasty skrodum liquid that even colonel sanderz cant resist. GG MAKING NUDDSAX FLAVORED 7-11 SLURPEE OF THE WEEK, FAGGOTs. FAGGOTS!! FUCKING COCK GOBLINS!!!

why teh fuck is the OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG brain tyeh size of a fucking walnut?!! there is tyotal and undeniable proof that fucking shitskinned negroes cant do anything but drool ion there fucking huge OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG lips while saliviating over shitty low quality conbread and frieds chickin and shit that that they buy on the corners of streets with their food stampos cuz they are fucking POOR SONS OF NIGGERS. u wants 2 know how stuipid they r? even outkast, a badn composed of NIGGERS, aka a OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG compost heap, admit thats they dont knwo shit cuz they're black doosds. "THANK GOD FOR MOM N DAD FOR STICKING TWO TOGETHER CUZ WE DONT KNOW HOW" oh, really?? REALLY? NO SHIT YOU DONT KNOW HOW. u prolly failed 1st grade math u fucking sorry excuse for a mass of cells. go deep throat a 12-gauge and make the world a better place, YA SEMENY OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG.

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT~~~!!! why the FUCK do you guys have such LOOSE ASSHOLEZ?!!!!! makes me want to pull out my nine in a coalition for the homeless and start sprayin the fuckin non crackers that suck muh dick and bag muh fuckin groceries for 6.50 at my local grocery storezz

in conclusion, my jizz will spray into your eyes and burn them out like sulfuric acid because my jizz is holier than jesus you chinkee nugger FAGGOTsd.

ITS HOLY. i pledge alligeance to my jizz, of my dick thats in my pants. and to the OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG, who will burn, on chinkee, under a 10-ton weight, for racism, nazism, and all. A-FUCKING-MEN.

FUCKING NON-CRACKERS MUST DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS TIME THE SUPERIOR RACE MAKES A STAND FOR TEHRE FREEDOM AND CRUSADES FRO THE GLORY OF CRACKERS. IF THE COLORED MAN IS ALLOWED HUMAN RIGHTS, THAN WHAT ARE WE?!?! ANIMALS!??!? no. we are the humans. THEY ARE DIRTY ANIMALS SO LETS KICK THEN LIKE DOGS UNTIL THEIR INTERNAL ORGANS ARE CRUSHING AND THEY ARE CRYING FOR THEIR FALSE NEGRO GODS!!! WE WE RAPE THEIR FAMILIES THEN, FOR WE ARE SUPERIOR!!! HATE CRIMES 4 LIFE.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I WILL RAEP UR MOMS + BUKKAKE UR DADS. fucking ASS RAMMING, cum GUZZLING, COCK GoBBling, SHIT EATING, FUCKG FAGGOT ASSHOLE NUGGERS!!!

FUCK OUT MUTHAFUCKAS.

















this is not a repost. i have added new content, not to mention the fact that thousands of new members have joined since i posted the last version. they MUST be enlightened.

Old 10-05-2004, 06:36 PM T.S.Sephiroth is offline  
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Face is the best Gen[M]ay member ever. I wish I could suck him off for week straight.
 
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