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Fun day at work - dumb ass blonde nurse gets pwned by O2 tank


This was really funny it made me rolfs with my partner after it happened. We were at a doctors office waiting for patient to be examined by doc. He finishes and i go to get my signature from him. I come back and my partner and this nurse are lifting the patient back on the stretcher. This patient was on O2 with a nasal cannula, she had COPD. So the O2 tank was standing up next to the stretcher which = a big nono.
This nurse knocks the tank down...and starts going ape shit "AHHH THE TANK FELL DOWN GET OUT AHHH" I was like WTF as i get the fuck outta the way as the stretcher is being chucked out the room. I look into the room the tank is on the floor and is making a loud hissing noise as the O2 is being forced out at high speed. So i go over to shut it off and she screams "NOOOOOOOO" I just went over there, bend down and shut it off lol.
Then the money moment.... her crotch was fucking WET! This bitch pissed her pants ahahah then she noticed and ran out. Me and my partner both give her a look and start fucking cracking up. She came back 5 minutes later wearing scrubs and saying that when she worked at a hospital same thing happened and the O2 tank went through a wall.
That shit happens alot thats why you gotta lay it down on the floor... don't stand it up, dam n00bs. She was hot though, i would have liked to pound that piss covered pussy.
I love my job.


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This reminds me of my friend who is a transporter at a local hospital and telling me how many poeple shit on themselfs and or piss. Let alone how many milfs he sees.
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of the nurse..
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This reminds me of my friend who is a transporter at a local hospital and telling me how many poeple shit on themselfs and or piss. Let alone how many milfs he sees.

I don't see that, my patients better be clean or have foley catheters which some have or else i gotta break out the Level A Hazmat suit.
I haven't seen any milfs, but hella lot of hot nurses.
Hellooooooooooooo nurse.
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