Help Me Survive!!!

[El Borracho]

I'm venturing over to the boys' house in the middle of a blizzard with -31 degrees celcius wioth the windchill. It's about a 45-1 hr walk in normal weather. I'm preparing to go in such conditions..

so far, 2 pairs of socks, 1 pair of blue fleece pants, underneath 1 pair of AE jeans. on the upper body i have one lovely white bra from Le Senza, one blue t-shirt, 1 long sleeve t-shirt and 1 high school hoody.i shall wear my lovely mitts with strings and my green old navy jacket w/hood on and a scarf...

think i'll freeze to death? Am i forgetting anything?

wish me luck please!

[Kander77]

all that way for penis?

[Cyndi_Fapper]

cyber with him

post later

[El Borracho]

Originally Posted by Kander77

all that way for penis?

haha i wish..i'm drunk and lonely and bored out of my face, wookie pie is going to meet me halfway!

[innerselfver2]

Originally Posted by spanxxx

haha i wish..i'm drunk and lonely and bored out of my face, wookie pie is going to meet me halfway!

Good luck. Just wrap yourself in a down comforter over all the gear and trudge through it.

[Stooka]

rub your self in baby oil



for insulation

[Bullit]

youre gonna die

[Uber 1337 h4x0r1z0r]

serios replyz0r:

When drunk, do NOT go out into the cold. You're female, thus I want you to live (and be my concubine perhaps? )

BUT: If you HAVE to: three layers of everything. Serios. And stop twice in a warm place for at least 20 minutes each.

Bring a cellphone.

Have people at both ends know where you're going.

and yes, this is serios.

[Lynnakitty]

Haha you're going out in this?! You're insane.

[El Borracho]

Originally Posted by Uber 1337 h4x0r1z0r

serios replyz0r:

When drunk, do NOT go out into the cold. You're female, thus I want you to live (and be my concubine perhaps? )

BUT: If you HAVE to: three layers of everything. Serios. And stop twice in a warm place for at least 20 minutes each.

Bring a cellphone.

Have people at both ends know where you're going.

and yes, this is serios.

i'm not THAT drunk, i've only had half a bottle of wine... i'm boiling just sitting here in all my gear, the only spot i don't have 3 layers are my legs...hmmm what else could i put on?!


haha i look like a

[I <3 Excedrin]

You're forgetting that staying home would be a much better idea.

[Lynnakitty]

Originally Posted by spanxxx

i'm not THAT drunk, i've only had half a bottle of wine... i'm boiling just sitting here in all my gear, the only spot i don't have 3 layers are my legs...hmmm what else could i put on?!

tights, leggings, pantyhose

[Kander77]

thats a long way for penis

[Uber 1337 h4x0r1z0r]

Originally Posted by Kander77

thats a long way for penis

half a bottle is more than enough. It's enough to dull the pain a little, all you need.

[SDmason]

needs moar thermal underwear and carharts.