Are you in or out?

[Free_Willy]

Are you in or out?

If I were a multi-billionaire, corrupted by greed, bored with traveling around the world, tired of buying countries, no longer amused by starting wars, I would be looking for a new game.
Enter: The Idea Man

The Idea Man came up with his idea generations ago. It was through much effort, money and dedication that my associates and I finally set the stage.



One of my associates we like to call The Rookie. He has been key to “The Plan” but he is the newest member of The Inner Circle. He has not been illuminated with all the secrets yet.

The Target. That’s obvious isn’t it?

The hardest part of this whole game was that we had to observe and honor the ancient traditions and rituals. We have always been told that if we do not pay respects to the Gods then we would be taken from our seats as Homo Superiors. So we called up The Pro. He knows all the ancient rights and rituals, plus he has contacts in various places that would allow us to put all the resources together and actually execute The Plan.

Somewhere along the line there was an information leak.
Enter: The Wildcard.
The Pro and the Idea Man were always telling us that no matter how careful we are with planning The Plan, there is always room for a mistake or two. He referred to this possibility as The Wildcard.

From my view point things went pretty well. I mean we have achieved everything that we intended to do. They have, for the most part, agreeably given up a large portion of their so called ‘rights’ to protect them from ‘the terrorist’. We now have more control through this homemade fear. We just received more public funds from the tax payers to ‘overhaul’ the Intelligence community so we can now keep much better tabs on you.

The Pro has been involved with Hollywood his whole life, so it was easy to plaster our symbols all over the world. We like to think of ourselves as kind of a “Rat Pack”, you know, a group of guys who dress nice, we have ‘cool’ attitudes and are linked with the seedy underworld. That’s why I loved this poster. It’s my favorite in my collection.



For the layman I will explain. In the movie Ocean’s Eleven a group of criminals conspire to rob a notorious businessman. The pl0t is seemingly impossible. Yet through careful planning and fearless execution, the plan goes off without much of a hitch. The mastermind and select personal achieve desired result and walk away rich. Everyone else is left dumbfounded and confused.

1. Notice how we picked our favorite occult colors, Red, White, and Black. The same colors the Nazis flew and the same colors our friends in the K.K.K. like to use.


2. Something no person seemed to have caught: Ocean’s Eleven right? So why are there only nine of us displayed above that ‘shadow’ of the World Trade Center… I mean above the number eleven. Go ahead count them. Nine. Use the shadows to help you. So reading from the top down the first message we display is Nine, Eleven.

3. The number twelve is in black, the number seven in red, the number one in black and of course the number eleven in red. So what? ask the layman. With our simple rules of numerology (which we have trained people to believe is poppycock but in reality we dearly love) and color coding, we can add the numbers in black to get the most famous of occult numbers 13 (The Battle of Hattin, 13 full moons in a year, Jesus and twelve apostles, etc.). You can get the same answer by adding the nine men (in all black) plus the number displayed in black, one, two and one. Still 13 – isn’t so cool how we can do this?
Taking the numbers in red and adding them we get 9 (Original number of men who founded the Knights Templar, also symbolic to the month we executed our plan) This can be done two ways also: eleven plus seven to get eighteen. Take the one and eight and add them to get nine. Or just by adding seven plus one plus one. Isn’t The Pro smart? That’s why he is called The Pro after all.
Or just add the whole date up: One plus two, plus zero, plus seven, plus zero, plus one = 11! Damn we’re good!

4. I cannot forget to mention the emblem of the inverted pyramid at the bottom left. Without all of the people working under us we cannot live our lives the way we have grown accustom to. So keep those blinders on and keep working hard because we depend on you being mindless f**ks to support the future generations of my associates and my families. Without you I’d have to do mundane work also and that is unheard of in my family. Oh, and go out and buy yourself this poster. It marks the beginning of the Final Chapter.



Just in time for the 12th month we endorsed Ocean’s Twelve. Don’t get any funny ideas.

[PowerPat]

tl;dr

[meyou]

whoa

lot of words there, the pics help, but not enough

Yeh me too

[Free_Willy]

Originally Posted by PowerPat

tl;dr

but its fucking fun to read

[Colonel Mustard]

SHUT THE FUCK UP FREE WILLY

[Restricted_]

LOL U R RITE

[savage]

lol words... tin foil anyone?

[ieyeasu]

lolol

Pit-fiend run amok.

[Free_Willy]

Originally Posted by RIC

Yeh me too

Cerealy?

[Peem]

LOL WORDS

and as it's by Unrestricted Dick, I ain't reading

[79]

woah what?

[ck]

:chair:

[error-in-excellence]

[Bossk]

LOL I AM POSTING IN THIS SHITTY THREAD

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