Lunch?

[g]

What should I have?

Should I go all the way to MacD/Burger King/KFC or just the Kebab shop down the road that does lovely Quarter Pounders with cheese?

That Deer thread has made me hungry

[RedEyes]

hey good luck with that

[Kahnza]

Originally Posted by RedEyes

hey good luck with that

[WagoN b0y]

mcdonalds

[kudos]

how about you STOP EATING SHIT

[1110]

A gay guy gets fucked by a horse. He starts to grunt with pleasure as the horse thrusts his enormous penis into the man's ass. The horse then ejaculates into the man's auns, while another man grabs the horse's penis and starts to rub it.

[g]

Originally Posted by 1110

A gay guy gets fucked by a horse. He starts to grunt with pleasure as the horse thrusts his enormous penis into the man's ass. The horse then ejaculates into the man's auns, while another man grabs the horse's penis and starts to rub it.

Fair enough but what's that gotta do with the price of cheese?

[kudos]

Originally Posted by 1110

A gay guy gets fucked by a horse. He starts to grunt with pleasure as the horse thrusts his enormous penis into the man's ass. The horse then ejaculates into the man's auns, while another man grabs the horse's penis and starts to rub it.

[sargoth]

Go to all of them.

[Exaotus]

Originally Posted by RedEyes

hey good luck with that

[Kongo]

Originally Posted by 1110

A gay guy gets fucked by a horse. He starts to grunt with pleasure as the horse thrusts his enormous penis into the man's ass. The horse then ejaculates into the man's auns, while another man grabs the horse's penis and starts to rub it.

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[Exaotus]

A man wakes up with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open
his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins
and a glass of water on the side table. He sees his clothing
in front of him, all cleaned and pressed. He looks around the
room and sees it is in perfect order. So's the rest of the
house. He takes his aspirins and notices a note on the table:

Honey,
Breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping.
I Love you.

He goes to the kitchen. Sure enough, a hot breakfast and the
morning newspaper await him. His son is also at the table,
eating. The man asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 a.m., drunk and
delirious. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway,
and gave yourself a black eye when you walked into the door."

Confused, the man asks, "So why is everything in order and
so clean, with breakfast on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom,
and when she tried to take your pants off you shouted,

"LADY, GET YOUR DAMNED HANDS OFF OF ME! I'M MARRIED!"

[I Peddle Exotic Augies]

Originally Posted by RedEyes

hey good luck with that

[Exaotus]

As part of his parole agreement, Mike Tyson has to go back
to school and finish grade five. This is Mike's Ebonics
homework vocabulary assignment. He must use each new word in
a sentence.

1. Catacomb
I saw Don King at da fights the other night. Man, somebody
get that cat a comb.

2. Foreclose
If I pay alimony today, I got no money fore close.

3. Rectum
I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum.

4. Disappointment
My parole officer tol' me if I miss dis appointment, they
gonna send me back to the joint.

5. Israel
Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake."
He say, "Bullshit! Is real."

6. Undermine
There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.

7. Acoustic
When I was little, my uncle bought me a coustic and took me
to the pool hall.

8. Iraq
When we got to the pool hall, I tol' my uncle, "I rack, you
break."

9. Stain
My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on
stain for dinner?"

10. Fortify
I axed this ho on da street, "how much?"
She say, "Forti fy."