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my big brother grabbed my sweater from the back seat and blew a load into it
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I found a turd in my laundry basket.
Last night when I was stepping into the shower, I noticed a towel in my laundry basket that wasn't mine. So as I went to pick it up, I noticed a terrible smell. After I inspected it further it was indeed a fat piece of turd. It was about half the size of a fist and it fucking reeked.
Since we have a new kitten in the apartment (I live with 5 guys), we naturally assumed it was the kitten. However, after some moments of pensive questioning in the shower, I came to the conclusion that it was way too big to be cat turd. The roommate whose towel was turd-ed into didn't seem very surprised when I told him. But everyone's a suspect. I feel like one of those Hardy Boys. I must crack this case. |
01-26-2005, 07:40 AM
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I have a masturbation streak Cal Ripken would be proud of
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so make a thread about it
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01-26-2005, 07:41 AM
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OMG I want to be Chuck.
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01-26-2005, 07:41 AM
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IT WAS ME
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01-26-2005, 07:41 AM
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Do what now?
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pics or
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01-26-2005, 07:41 AM
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You need to get stool samples or something and analyze the fuck out of them.
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01-26-2005, 07:41 AM
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Nothing like investigating a piece of shit.
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01-26-2005, 07:41 AM
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GBE: Cunnilingus Superstar
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A blind taste test is the only way to be sure.
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01-26-2005, 07:42 AM
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my big brother grabbed my sweater from the back seat and blew a load into it
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Interesting point Mr. Watson. |
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01-26-2005, 07:42 AM
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my big brother grabbed my sweater from the back seat and blew a load into it
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You'd think so, but after hours of testing, all I ended up with was a mouthful of shit. |
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01-26-2005, 07:43 AM
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Kiddie Corral Material
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GJ Nancy Drew!
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01-26-2005, 07:44 AM
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Living proof that Texas = not enough trees = not enough oxygen = completely retarded
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The shape of the turd will match the offending orifice.
You must visually inspect all your roomates assholes.
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01-26-2005, 07:45 AM
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I think he would get better results if he stuck an extremety in there.  |
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01-26-2005, 07:46 AM
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my big brother grabbed my sweater from the back seat and blew a load into it
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01-26-2005, 07:48 AM
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Hard from Brevard
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Hmmm....quite the case. Good luck detective.
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01-26-2005, 07:52 AM
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