Time for some good drunken stories

[HeyMan]

Soo.. Last night was one hellava interesting night.

I'm a little pissed cuz my frat buddies room was locked so i couldn't get my jacket/keys out of it for my dorm.

Get back to the dorm, wait outside for 25 minutes at 3am till someone else finally comes back and lets me in.

Get up to my room and changing into my shorts to go to bed, head over the bathroom real quick. But well, on the way back i got a little confused i guess and ended up going into a room 2 doors away from mine. Well, start trying to get into the bed and the guy who's in it (it's his room) jumps up and starts frieking out. i'm like "dudee chill out, it's my room, heyy, aren't you kevin's roomate?" (i was talking to matt, it was matt and kevin's room).. The guy is like still tripping out and i'm trying to calm him down assuring him it's my room. I proceed to go over to his computer and turn it on, and bring back a notebook i found on the desk to where he was still shocked in his bed.. "see dude, this is my notebook, don't worry."

He starts reaching for the light and i do all i can verbally to stop him, and according to what he said this morning "i was freaking out about him turning the light on".. I was like "nooo dude, don't turn the light on, too bright, tooo bright!"...

Well, he turned on the light and i got the quick realisation that well, it wasn't my notebook, so i just said "allright dude, cya later" and left..

Such an interesting, crazy experience, i can't stop laughing/smiling about it. Ironic thing is a week ago i did the same thing, but sober, and on film as a joke to some girls on the other side of the hall.. it's almost as if i was sleep walking when i did it, cuz normally, even if i'm drunk, i'm not just so out of it. I wonder if i might have gone to my room real quick, lay down, fell asleep for a few minutes, then went sleep walking or something, i dunno, never really sleep-walked before.

Course the other good stories such as me and three girls swimming in a frat pool around 3am in our underwear, and me doing backflips off the diving board in my boxers.

Goooood times!

cliffs:

1Come back drunk from frat
2walk into wrong room, try to calm down the guy, assuring him it's my room
3turn on his computer, grab his notebook saying it's mine
4he's tripping out, i'm tripping out cuz he was trying to turn the lights on
5can't figure out if i was just really really drunk, or if i possibly went to sleep in my room for a few minutes, then went sleep walking into his room, cuz it was so surreal. Good times

[InModWeTrust]

yeah, this one tim ei goetg really drunk and poastned on gnemay

[Forrest]

lol

I ran from the cops drunk on my minibike before. Took me like 30 mins to lose em.

[TheAgent]

lol

[macky]

Hey Man, your clock won't flush!

[MyWenis]

would have been better if you got your ass kicked at the end of the story

[bd0t]

hahah thats pretty funny
i wonder what the guy was htinking the whole time.

[malamute face]

I was drinking way too many boilermakers with the president of the company all afternoon, got too drunk to drive home, my brother came to pick me up. I passed out at 6pm.

The next day my brother told me at midnight I came out of my room (he was on the couch in the living room) wearing a sweater but I was ass naked on the bottom. I opened the front door and stood there and he said “What the fuck are you doing, you’re naked” and I said “I’m not naked, I got a blanket around me” in drunk girl voice. I left the front door open and went back to sleep. That was and still is so fucking embarrassing but just something to laugh about.

[IcW@teR]

well this one time i passed out then woke up to take a piss but instead of going to the bathroom i went and pissed on the coffee table buck nekkid and my best friend was sittin there watchin tv while i did it

[InModWeTrust]

Originally Posted by IcW@TeR

well this one time i passed out then woke up to take a piss but instead of going to the bathroom i went and pissed on the coffee table buck nekkid and my best friend was sittin there watchin tv while i did it

[damnit]

Paging frat castle occupants

[Suicide King]

We started watching "hi hi puffy amy yumi" for a while on new years eve. I kept saying the title of the show all japanese like. "hoy hoy poopy amee yoomi". Anyway, than we started watching "Sanford and Son", and I guess I got confused and said "Sanafoord and Soon" in a japansese accent.

we keekled, and you had to be there.

[augusttremulous]

somebody in the NY area needs to take me to some real parties

[TheAgent]

i haven't been to real parties either... but then again i don't drink so :\

[Bob Ewbanks]

I got really tanked one night and accidentally watched "Antiques Roadshow". I really fucked up that night...