A interesting morning for 4 of my friends... (Story + pics + cliffs)

Furhead · 02-14-2005, 05:54 PM

Read away, cliffs in quote.

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Basically last night at about 5 am we were all sleeping. This guy comes in the house (our door was unlocked) and starts shouting "wheres Jenny?" and "Jenny come out of there!" He was smoking cigarettes and shouting this for I would guess at least two minutes, since we were all passed out it took us a while to respond. Austin usually runs his mouf all the time so my body has adapted to all the shouting and at first I figured it was him. Then as I gradually became more awake and i heard the "Jenny" I figured Brock had gotten tips and come in asking about Jenni as he just posted about it on the forum. Then he started pounding and thats what woke me up and made me realize it wasnt a dream, austin or brock.

So I hopped out of bed and heard him screaming "get out of there Jenny!" I responded "im coming out dude" and opened the door, as I didnt know if he had a weapon on him. He says "Is jenny in there?" But I say no shes not here and ask him who he is and what he's doing here. He did not have a gun or weapon in his hands but I still thought he might have a knife in his pocket. So im standing there in my underwear and the next thing he says to me is " jeez your a big motherfucker." Then austin opens his door and says something like "holy shit how tall are you?"

He next told us that he needed our help. God sent him on a mission and he needed us to help him find jenny. He wanted us to use our muscles to help him. He directed us over to james room, where he said jenny was hiding (james door was locked). So im like theres no one in there but james and after james opened the door he looked around and realized she wasnt in there.

He next went all throughout the house to check to see if she was hidden in every nook and cranny of our house. He even went in the back to look through the weeds. When he was looking through the weeds james had called the police. As we waited for them to get to our house, he gradually gave up on his search and appologized for the intrusion.

When the police came we told them what happd. They asked if we wanted to press charges but we figured since he wasnt violent in any way we would let him go. The cops apparantly told him that if he ever came back that he would be arrested. So what does he do once the cops let him go? He drove back to our house.

This time the door was locked and we did not let him in, but rather talked to him through the door till the police came. For some reason the police took forever to get there so we talked to him for awhile. He said a bunch of funny stuff like " The password is steve miller," in hopes of what he said would "stimulate our minds." But the best part was when we gave him the "naw man." He kept saying like "my wife has been kidnapped and Im standing out here freezing and if I can just come in we can find her" and we just kept saying "naw, man."

We found out the guys name was John Foltz. And after the cops took him away (we decided to press charges the 2nd time) we googed his name. And this article in an AZ magazine popped up: http://www.sonikonline.com/iceman.html

Cliffs:

Foltz comes into our house while we are sleeping and runs his mouf looking for Jenni

foltz gets warned not to come back by cops

foltz comes back and gets arrested.

It was a very entertaining morning.

Pics of the dude, possible chop material.

ghetto tastic car, THE ICEMAN MOBILE LOL!

Berticus · 02-14-2005, 05:55 PM

you were wrong
that story sucked

Chibo · 02-14-2005, 05:55 PM

Where in Az are you guys

Restricted_ · 02-14-2005, 05:55 PM

could this deer get anymore teal?

Furhead · 02-14-2005, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Chibo

Where in Az are you guys

we are around the south scottsdale tempe area, me and my friends go to ASU!

Mr. zip · 02-14-2005, 06:00 PM

The only thing that made this thread worth it was the ICE steering wheel

Mr. zip · 02-14-2005, 06:02 PM

Now that I read it, it is a little funny. That dude needs to lay off the acid though

Exhibit · 02-14-2005, 06:05 PM

What was he on?

IMNobody IV · 02-14-2005, 06:05 PM

lol, wtf

death_tron5000 · 02-14-2005, 06:05 PM

lolz what an awesome guy. You should invite him over again sometime and record it

Furhead · 02-14-2005, 06:06 PM

We have no idea, my friends say he was walking just fine and his motor skills were intact so i dont think he was on anything. He probably just had a mental breakdown or something, like a giant brain fart.

atreyuluvr · 02-14-2005, 06:06 PM

too much reading

kristchan · 02-14-2005, 06:06 PM

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So im standing there in my underwear and the next thing he says to me is " jeez your a big motherfucker."

Furhead · 02-14-2005, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by death_tron5000

lolz what an awesome guy. You should invite him over again sometime and record it

I think once he gets out of jail and comes back for his car (its still outside of my friends house) they should ask him to make a badass ice sculpture. An ice luge for vodka would be cool too...

IMNobody IV · 02-14-2005, 06:09 PM

seriously, find out what he was on

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02-14-2005, 05:55 PM	#2

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02-14-2005, 06:05 PM	#8

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02-14-2005, 06:05 PM	#9

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02-14-2005, 06:05 PM	#10

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02-14-2005, 06:09 PM	#15

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02-14-2005, 05:55 PM	#3

Restricted_	could this deer get anymore teal?
02-14-2005, 05:55 PM	#4

Mr. zip is watching you!	The only thing that made this thread worth it was the ICE steering wheel
02-14-2005, 06:00 PM	#6

Mr. zip is watching you!	Now that I read it, it is a little funny. That dude needs to lay off the acid though
02-14-2005, 06:02 PM	#7

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02-14-2005, 06:06 PM	#11