Earliest memory of owning someone

effigy · 03-04-2005, 04:33 PM

At work today, I was thinking of my childhood and recalled my first memory of owning someone. I was probably in grade two or three, and behind our house was a large park area, with a basketball court. In the winter, the city iced the court over so people could skate on it.

My younger sister (who was probably in grade one) and I went out one weekend to skate on it, and there was a slightly older boy already skating. He told us that we were not allowed to skate on the rink because his dad was the mayor, and if we did skate on the rink, his dad would kick us out of the town.

I looked at him and said "my dad is a paramedic and his partner on the ambulance is the mayor's son. he is an adult. you are a big liar, and you cant tell us what to do."

The kid got off the rink and went home.

I sure owned him.

angrybusdriver · 03-04-2005, 04:35 PM

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AndrewHanes · 03-04-2005, 04:35 PM

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Stooka · 03-04-2005, 04:35 PM

so i pwned this girl today...

majestic7even · 03-04-2005, 04:36 PM

im sure you didnt say "my dad is a paramedic and his partner on the ambulance is the mayor's son. he is an adult. you are a big liar, and you cant tell us what to do."

Aldaris · 03-04-2005, 04:37 PM

don't you think it's narcissistic and self-serving and petty to try to remember your first experience at humiliating somebody?

effigy · 03-04-2005, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by majestic7even

im sure you didnt say "my dad is a paramedic and his partner on the ambulance is the mayor's son. he is an adult. you are a big liar, and you cant tell us what to do."

I am pretty fucking sure thats what I said. I can remember pretty much all of my childhood. My parents used me to remember information like directions and people's names.

Saying I was standing up to an older kid, and was pretty nervous anyway, the moment really stands out in my mind as a childhood event.

Abu · 03-04-2005, 04:38 PM

we were playing around near the sandbox when a kid came up and said "is your name fred" and i was furious because my name is Nik. well, truth be told i push him into the deep end of the sandbox and we never saw him again

effigy · 03-04-2005, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aldaris

don't you think it's narcissistic and self-serving and petty to try to remember your first experience at humiliating somebody?

Not really. The kid was bullying my sister and I because we were younger, and didnt want to share something he didnt have any right to, as well as lying to us. I proved him wrong. You have to stand up for yourself sometimes.

Kander77 · 03-04-2005, 04:39 PM

I threw rocks at kids when I was younger

Lynnakitty · 03-04-2005, 04:40 PM

When I was in grade 2 this guy who was kind of my rival.. pushed me on the swing too hard.. and i fell off and scraped my knees and my hands...I was wearing a dress so my dress went up and the entire playground saw my panties.
He said "HAHA I SEE LONDON I SEE FRANCE I SEE LYNN'S UNDERPANTS!"
So I thought to myself "I must exact my revenge!" (actually it was something more along the lines of "what a poo-poo head!")
So he ran off to tell his guy friends about what happened, and I went to get cleaned up by the school secretary. So I go back out, with bandaids all over me, and I see him telling the story infront of this group of boys. I march over grab his pants and yank them down.
His "panties" came down at the same time...

Oops.

AndrewHanes · 03-04-2005, 04:40 PM

I was battling this cyclops dickweed, and he was all eating my soldiers and shit. Get this: I told him my name was Nobdy, AND HE BOUGHT IT!

Turns out we stabbed him in the eye with a huge wood stick, and when his friends came, he was all like "Dude, Nobdy did it!", AND THEY LEFT!!!

Good times.

Kander77 · 03-04-2005, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lynnakitty

When I was in grade 2 this guy who was kind of my rival.. pushed me on the swing too hard.. and i fell off and scraped my knees and my hands...I was wearing a dress so my dress went up and the entire playground saw my panties.
He said "HAHA I SEE LONDON I SEE FRANCE I SEE LYNN'S UNDERPANTS!"
So I thought to myself "I must exact my revenge!" (actually it was something more along the lines of "what a poo-poo head!")
So he ran off to tell his guy friends about what happened, and I went to get cleaned up by the school secretary. So I go back out, with bandaids all over me, and I see him telling the story infront of this group of boys. I march over grab his pants and yank them down.
His "panties" came down at the same time...

Oops.

ytcracker · 03-04-2005, 04:44 PM

i beat the shit out of a kid in preschool for calling me "rice"
well it was a precursor to the fact that

we were eating lunch and he said "hey look we are eating you"
because we were eating rice
that was the last straw

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03-04-2005, 04:35 PM	#5

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AndrewHanes	I was battling this cyclops dickweed, and he was all eating my soldiers and shit. Get this: I told him my name was Nobdy, AND HE BOUGHT IT! Turns out we stabbed him in the eye with a huge wood stick, and when his friends came, he was all like "Dude, Nobdy did it!", AND THEY LEFT!!! Good times. __________________ This post is GENIUS! 8aa82fbd43a65066b45c96764e852527
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