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i just performed a succesful wick transplant on a candle


(yes I have too much free time)

So a client gave me these cool vanilla scented candles in these little tin containers with lids. Well, the wick on one of them got all messed up and it wouldnt sustain a flame. So I obtained a donor wick from a tealight candle. Then I heated the damaged candle on the stove (glass top sealed burner electric) until the wax was melted. Then using some small needle nose pliers I carefully* extracted the bad wick along with its metal base. Then I dropped the replacement wick in and let the candle cool. The results were perfect. Brand new candle!!


*by "carefully" I mean spilling scented wax all over the hot stove top and nearly setting the fire alarm (which sets off the fire alarm in all 250 apartments in my building) off.

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wow

edit: seriously. for a candle.
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wow

edit: seriously. for a candle.

not quite a contraption, but still pretty mcguyver if i do say so myself....
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wow

edit: seriously. for a candle.


BUT THEYRE SPECIAL CANDLES AND I ONLY HAVE 5 OF THEM
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that's wicked, dude.
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that's wicked, dude.
I'm pissed I didn't think of this first.
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not quite a contraption, but still pretty mcguyver if i do say so myself....

yeah, that is slick. I wouldn't have the patience for it
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PIF candle?


sorry. need all of them.

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I would have just drilled a hole in it then dropped it in
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