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So my demon cat attacked me..(pics 56=mebbe?)


I'm up here surfing the [M] and hear him hissing and howling downstairs. I look out the computer room window and sure enough theres a cat or racoon or something out there (can't really see, the motion light sucks ass)

so I go downstairs and my cat is peeking out the window hissing and fussing, runs over to the couch, and I try and calm him down, he literally jumps up, knocks my glasses off and in the process his back claws (his fronts are declawed, thank god!) dig into my stomache and this is the result.

Looking to cute and innocent.





The end result.



obviously something spooked him, just wondering what I should do. He did this last summer too when something kept coming around. I'm thinking of keeping the paintball marker loaded and readily available in case I hear him making the noise again I can open the window and plug whatever is out there.

I'm hoping it won't come back, although last year whatever it was it kept coming back

It hurts like a mofo and bleeds like a mofo as well, nothing deep just scratches. Do I have 24 hours? Obviously this pic was before I clenaed it up, but still, I locked him in the bedroom, hes like gone bonkers.

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That doesn't look too bad.

Maybe your house is haunted.
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cat scratch fever.
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cat stratch fever.

damn i was gonna post that
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Racoons maybe?
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I think it's trying to tell you something, but unfortunately I can't read cat.
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cat scratch fever.

lol right I hope not

Any tips on to keep whatever it is away? My mom told me that the kitty litter she puts in her garden from their cat keeps the rabbits and shit out, maybe I should sprinkle some of his kittle litter around the door?

I'm liking the paintball marker idea more and more though
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lol right I hope not

Any tips on to keep whatever it is away? My mom told me that the kitty litter she puts in her garden from their cat keeps the rabbits and shit out, maybe I should sprinkle some of his kittle litter around the door?

I'm liking the paintball marker idea more and more though
The urine from just about any predator should keep pest animals away.
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The urine from just about any predator should keep pest animals away.

qft. piss all around your house -_-
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The urine from just about any predator should keep pest animals away.

so if I buy that fox piss in a bottle that they sell that the pet store that'ld work too?
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so if I buy that fox piss in a bottle that they sell that the pet store that'ld work too?
Yup, thats why the sell that kinda stuff.

That, or because it makes a wonderful cologne for furries.
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because it makes a wonderful cologne for furries.

oh hell yeah! lol

cool maybe ill stop and spray some around the yard and see if that'll help
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