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Today i woke up in the hospital and was told that i have been dead for 150 seconds or 3.5 mins. Some how i had a seizure and hit my head on something and on the way to the hospital i stopped breathing and my heart stopped

Some how i'me better now and they sent me home. But i have to go back tomarrow for a full onslaught of tests

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he is full of shit.. i am sitting right next to him in class right now
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Quote:
Originally Posted by [M] Kittah

Some how i'me better now and they sent me home.
your'e really bad at this
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Bullshit.
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You'd still be at the hospital right now. They hold people who've had seizures for quite a bit of time to discover what the cause was.

Plus, wtf would your heart stop from your head getting hit?
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Too bad you didn't really die.
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You died and they let you out a little bit later?

are you fuckin russian???
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