why i called my rabbit elephant and then oreo

[Synth3t1c]

BY REQUEST FROM THE BONE CLOSET ------------------

"Why I Called my Rabbit 'Elephant,'" by Synth3t1c

It all started on June 13th, 2003; for my birthday two of my friends decided to give me a rabbit. First I called him bunny-poopoo, until, of course, I could think of a good name.

During this time, however, I was taking care of my science teachers homosexual rabbit, "Bun-Bun." Why homosexual, you ask? We shall get to that later. Normally, when Bun-Bun would be at my house, I would let him run around the den area. Here, he would get his exercise while at my house.

Well, when I got "bunny-poopoo" I had let him run around just as Bun-Bun had. Whilst running around, of my friends had thought to give it the name Dog. I thought Elephant suited much better!

Sadly, whilst running around, "elephant" became lost; someone had let both the kitchen door open (leading to the backyard which had hunting dogs on both sides) and the den door open. We searched the house, and realized that he was, in fact, gone . However, some of my friends took a furby that looked like the rabbit and would tease me, saying LOOK I FOUND HIM. I would get excited and run over there, only to their laughter and showing me its a furby.

I said that if someone could find him, they could change his name to whatever he/she pleased. Well night came, and still no sign of "elephant." We all went to bed, and I and my mother both couldn't fall asleep. My mother told me a story that went a little like this:

"One of my friends had found a rabbit when she was little. She hid it in a box in her closet so that her mother wouldn't see it. Well, one day her mom found this rabbit and told her to let it go. She let it go in the back-yard, and then hunting dogs from next door jumped the fence and mauled it to death." Yea, thanks mom! That helps us a lot!

So, in the morning, I woke up to the sound of someone saying LOOK THERE HE IS!!! DAVID I FOUND HIM!!! I ran, and sho'nuff there he was, eating his foods from his dish! I chased him into his cage, and asked the friend what would you like to name him. He said oreo (he was white with black spots, how original ).

Now, the other bunny would find a small hole in the cage (near the food dish) and sneek in, proceeding to hump and hump my male bunny, and my bunny would run away but to no avail!!!! That is why bun-bun is homosexual.

There ya go!

cliffs:
1.) lost bunny, named first bunny-poopoo and then Elephant
2.) friends tease
3.) bad story by mom
4.) find him in the morining
5.) friend gets to rename him, named oreo
6.) other bunny finds a small crack in the cage and proceeds to hump him SO HARD!!!
7.) you know you read the whole thing



AND FOR YOUR TIME, a lady whos boobs are too big to be hot....

[Milkman]

make rabbit stew

[?psalus]

Those mammaries are fucking disgusting.

[Whitebread]

LOL

[Synth3t1c]

d0es no1 care?

[T.S.Sephiroth]

I CARE.

[Milkman]

Originally Posted by Synth3t1c

d0es no1 care?

nope.

[theNoid]

b7

[kudos]

great story

[Emo Bitch]

i was actually there
I AM TEH FAMOS

[Let Me In Damnit]

on those b(_._Y_._)bs, it looks like a ch0p

[Synth3t1c]

Originally Posted by free_of_paranoia

i was actually there
I AM TEH FAMOS

LOL ITS TRUE ITS TRUE LOLOLOLOL

[Imma]

was there an actual point to this story or what?

[Synth3t1c]

Originally Posted by Imma

was there an actual point to this story or what?

no, not really