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WTF damn forth graders


So I’m working for my school district in the three elementary schools. I move boxes and furniture because they are undergoing major construction. So anyways I’m talking to this really hot gym teacher. She's 25 and like a 9.3 out of 10. Any ways she tells me to come back on my break because she was just about to teach a class. So I come back and sit down and wait for her. Some forth grade girl comes over and sits at the same table and starts staring at me. So I ask her if I can help her with something. She says "no I just think you’re cute" at this point I’m like Then she says "will you be my boy friend." I kind of just laugh it off and tell her I’m too old for her and walk away. Then I tell my boss and we laugh for 10 mins.. Oh yeah I got a date with the hot gym teacher...SCORE!!

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working for my school district
meet hot gym teacher
little 4th grader asks me out
i say no
i ask out hot gym teacher and she says yes
profit

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bahaha. pimpin' aint' easy.
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HAHAHAHA FORTH



also, we need pics of gym teacher

and fourth graders....
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bahaha.
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and the pics are... where?
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before thread
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and the pics are... where?
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and the pics are... where?
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WTF, you could have gotten some hot 4 year old pussy!

imagine how tight it must be!
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this thread has no pics. why yuo make thread w/o pics? you know the rules
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