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joemama
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Watched "Cellular" last nite (yay netflix thread!)


Wow..that was a gaytastic movie. My thoughts:

1. Why the fuck would anyone put Jessica Beal in basically the role of an extra ON A BEACH SETTING and not have her in a bikini?
2. Kim Bassinger- wtf happened to the hottie that was the stepmother alien? Looks like she moved to Ethiopia and adopted their diet..
3. Gay dude with a cellphone manages to a.) jack a yellow and white security car b.) fire a gun in cellphone store c.) jack a Porsche ragtop d.) get a gun past airport security e.) jack the same Porsche AGAIN...and all this without attracting a single cop. I can't even fucking roll through a stopsign without SWAT coming down on me.
4. Supposedly inspired by real LA dirty cop scandal but.....the dirty cops in the movie are ALL white and one even has a british accent?
5. Real LA dirty cop scandal....cops were all spicjeeps (Puerto Rican?)
6. Documentary on dvd about real scandal better than the movie.

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i saw that on a first date
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i saw that on a first date
Was your date as attractive as you are?




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Wow. You really think a movie about a fucking cell phone will be good? Idiot.
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That was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Seriously, everything about that movie was just bad.
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Wow. You really think a movie about a fucking cell phone will be good? Idiot.
No, I'm just shocked and saddened by the crap Hollywood is releasing these days..
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the movie was horrible, but entertaining...
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Was your date as attractive as you are?




yes

and fyi: that englsih accent... it's aussie
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and fyi: that englsih accent... it's aussie
Whatever...how many Aussies come to America to be LA cops? (or get cast in a movie as a black Puerto Rican)
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I liked that movie, lol...no seriously it wasn't THAT bad
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Wow..that was a gaytastic movie. My thoughts:
2. Kim Bassinger- wtf happened to the hottie that was the stepmother alien? Looks like she moved to Ethiopia and adopted their diet..
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Just more of the hollywood diets that have ruined lohan and others. When did it become considered attractive to look like a piece of chicken that was left in the oven about 2 hours too long

That and shes getting old
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Just more of the hollywood diets that have ruined lohan and others. When did it become considered attractive to look like a piece of chicken that was left in the oven about 2 hours too long

That and shes getting old
Yeah, but she would still be a milf if she didn't weigh 80lbs now...

edit- forgot to mention that in the movie this living skeleton managed to take out 2 large LA cops without a gun.
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