I got aroused when reading about this

[IshI]

'Toyboy', 31, marries his 70-year-old sweetheart

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For sprightly grandmother-of-three Edna Townsend, it was definitely love at first sight.

And to Simon Martin, who was still in his twenties at the time, she was the woman of his dreams.

After that fateful first meeting, the pair began dating and soon embarked on a full-blown romance with little thought for the small matter of their 39-year age difference.

Two and a half years on, the newlyweds - now aged 70 and 31 - are off on a two-week honeymoon in Cornwall, proving that sometimes love can indeed conquer all.

Last night Simon, an accomplished organ player who has been profoundly deaf since he was nine, said: "I'd never had a proper relationship before I met Edna. My life was all about music.

"She's turned my life upside down. She is definitely the woman of my dreams. I couldn't be more happy and don't care about the age gap."

The couple, who live together in Worle, Weston-super-Mare, met at a concert where Simon was playing the organ. Edna restores the instruments.

"I can remember exactly what happened," said Simon.

"Our mutual friend introduced us and Edna was looking very glamorous. We gave each other a big hug."

Edna said: "Coming through the stage door was this lovely man.

"It really was love at first sight. He is the friendliest, funniest and most beautiful man and we are very much in love."

The pair soon became inseparable and on Valentine's Day this year, Simon proposed under Weston-super-Mare pier.

Some sneer

Edna, a retired engineer, said: "Simon swept me off my feet. When he proposed he wouldn't take no for an answer. I'm the happiest woman in the world."

Simon added: "I was really nervous but knew it was right. I got down on one knee and asked her if she would be my wife. She said 'Yes' and we kissed. It was incredibly romantic."

His family took the news well, he insists. "They were a little surprised but are delighted," he said. "They want us to be happy."

Edna admits that some people have found it hard to accept their relationship.

"We have had some strange reactions," she said. "Some women who are my age sort of sneer. But we have had total strangers say it's wonderful."

They have discussed the age gap and come to terms with the fact that they can never have children and grandchildren, she said.

Their 'artistic temperaments' mean the age gap doesn't matter, they insist.

The couple married last Friday at their local register office, with a ' Roaring Twenties' themed reception at the Curzon Cinema in nearby Clevedon.



I CANT WAIT TO CHOW DOWN ON THAT ROTTING OLD CLAM, PICTURE PULLING APART A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH AND RAMMING YOUR FACE INTO IT
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[creedamd]

grilled cheese sandwich, lol

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Originally Posted by Snookums Bookums

[Doctor Octagon]

Originally Posted by Snookums Bookums

[angrybusdriver]

Seriously how the fuck could you do someone that old?

[creedamd]

Originally Posted by Snookums Bookums

b7 for sniping, you have been warned.

[Baloneyflaps.]

Originally Posted by angrybusdriver

Seriously how the fuck could you do someone that old?

Just knock the cobwebs off and pick the sores and it's all good brah!

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Originally Posted by creedamd

b7 for sniping, you have been warned.

Code:[G]ayhem :sass: = b7

Bye bye cockflute

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haha, shes not gonna be giving him any. she prob has $4029302302903 to give for inheritance

edit: i'd hit it if she had that much

[MajrFapj]

ya know this dude won't have to wear no condiminium with her crusty old ass

[Savenor]

what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck omg.......

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Originally Posted by Snookums Bookums

[IshI]

Originally Posted by Baloneyflaps

Just knock the cobwebs off and pick the sores and it's all good brah!

[Fat women get me off]

Originally Posted by MajrFapj

ya know this dude won't have to wear no condiminium with her crusty old ass

yeah its kinda hard to fuck with cement blocks around your dick