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Chinese Virgin Girl
A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin and, truth be told, he is none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring:
"My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firs time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting... just anyting you want, you say. Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want... numba 69!" More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries... "You want... Beef wif Broccori? |
07-18-2005, 04:40 PM
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 edit: no seriously, from not too long ago
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07-18-2005, 04:40 PM
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Proud to be Austrian
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Quote:
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07-18-2005, 04:40 PM
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I <3 crate face and so should you
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dumb joke
but, made me smile |
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07-18-2005, 04:41 PM
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i thought she was going to say "shit on my chest!"
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07-18-2005, 04:41 PM
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I want to lix0r thechix0r <3 Hoglysis
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AND THEN?
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07-18-2005, 04:41 PM
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Happy Ho Ho's mission in life is simple: To make people happy. At an early age, he learned the key t
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booo urns
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07-18-2005, 04:42 PM
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Don't Panic
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heh... not funny.
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07-18-2005, 04:42 PM
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I belong to the IMNobody clique.
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maybe he should have just raped her
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07-18-2005, 04:42 PM
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theres nothing i love more then hot baby batter on my face <3 34ks
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07-18-2005, 04:43 PM
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this is plot from http://plot.brainwashed.us
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haha, was to funny
um... is this joke thread day on genmay or something though? how about one collective thread for them all?
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07-18-2005, 04:43 PM
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07-18-2005, 04:44 PM
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BROOCORI LOLLLLL
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07-18-2005, 04:44 PM
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Registered User.
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LOL
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07-18-2005, 04:45 PM
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i love me some beef broccori.
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07-18-2005, 04:53 PM
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