post your favorite fargo movie quotes (version fargo)

cromicus · 07-21-2005, 04:31 PM

Mr. Mohra: So, I'm tendin' bar there at Ecklund and Swedlin's last Tuesday and this little guy's drinkin' and he says, "So where can a guy find some action? I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake." And I says, "What kinda action?" and he says, "Woman action, what do I look like?" And I says, "Well, what do I look like, I don't arrange that kinda thing," and he says, "I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake," and I says, "Well, this ain't that kinda place."
Officer Olson: Uh-huh.
Mr. Mohra: So he says, "So I get it, so you think I'm some kinda jerk for askin'," only he doesn't use the word jerk.
Officer Olson: I understand.
Mr. Mohra: And then he calls me a jerk and says the last guy who thought he was a jerk was dead now. So I don't say nothin' and he says, "What do ya think about that?" So I says, "Well, that don't sound like too good a deal for him then."
Officer Olson: Ya got that right.
Mr. Mohra: And he says, "Yah, that guy's dead and I don't mean of old age." And then he says, "Geez, I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake."
Officer Olson: White Bear Lake?
Mr. Mohra: Well, Ecklund & Swedlin's, that's closer ta Moose Lake, so I made that assumption.
Officer Olson: Oh sure.
Mr. Mohra: So, ya know, he's drinkin', so I don't think a whole great deal of it, but Mrs. Mohra heard about the homicides down here and she thought I should call it in, so I called it in. End o' story.
Officer Olson: What'd this guy look like anyway?
Mr. Mohra: Oh, he was a little guy. Kinda funny lookin'.
Officer Olson: Uh-huh. In what way?
Mr. Mohra: Oh, just in a general kinda way.

that movie is priceless

witty · 07-21-2005, 04:31 PM

doncha know?

Smokinadong · 07-21-2005, 04:32 PM

ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER

Hoglysis · 07-21-2005, 04:32 PM

uh, yah
yah?
oh yah

Jari - · 07-21-2005, 04:33 PM

"the"

ZRH · 07-21-2005, 04:33 PM

stfu candian scum

||SS|| · 07-21-2005, 04:34 PM

WHOOPS

I <3 HOLLYOAKS · 07-21-2005, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hoglysis

uh, yah
yah?
oh yah

genius · 07-21-2005, 05:45 PM

yeah peter stormare is awsome

zoopnazi · 07-21-2005, 05:46 PM

macky · 07-21-2005, 05:47 PM

never seen Fargo. I keep forgetting about it.

MajrFapj · 07-21-2005, 06:03 PM

Point that little short canadian thing the other way, it might just go off.

Codesage · 07-21-2005, 06:08 PM

lol a movie about cananadians...what'll they think of next? olympics in canada?

Rancidpunk666 · 07-21-2005, 06:09 PM

ctrl v says: 7425

Straw Man · 07-21-2005, 06:12 PM

No quotes here, but that is one fucking good movie

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07-21-2005, 04:32 PM	#3

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07-21-2005, 04:32 PM	#4

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07-21-2005, 04:33 PM	#5

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07-21-2005, 04:33 PM	#6

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07-21-2005, 05:45 PM	#9

\|\|SS\|\| I SUCK BAGS OF BABY DICKS AND LOVE TO BANNINATE FOR NO REASONIFICATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!	WHOOPS
07-21-2005, 04:34 PM	#7

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07-21-2005, 05:46 PM	#10

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07-21-2005, 05:47 PM	#11

MajrFapj	Point that little short canadian thing the other way, it might just go off.
07-21-2005, 06:03 PM	#12

Codesage	lol a movie about cananadians...what'll they think of next? olympics in canada?
07-21-2005, 06:08 PM	#13

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07-21-2005, 06:09 PM	#14

Straw Man RuHo And my head I'd be scratchin' while my thoughts were busy hatchin; If I only had a brain......	No quotes here, but that is one fucking good movie __________________ I use to think my thoughts made me mad but then I realized I was mad, with thoughts Syndrome of a Downs - the highpriest of the temple of Shred 4a15d6d69b3ab48e6fed27739fadcdb6 [pornmay.com]
07-21-2005, 06:12 PM	#15