War on Terror (v. Command Line) :lol nerds:

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The War on Terror As viewed from the Bourne shell.

$ cd /middle_east
$ ls
Afghanistan Iraq Libya Saudi_Arabia UAE
Algeria Israel Morrocco Sudan Yemen
Bahrain Jordan Oman Syria
Egypt Kuwait Palestine Tunisia
Iran Lebanon Qatar Turkey

$ cd Afghanistan
$ ls
bin Taliban
$ rm Taliban
rm: Taliban is a directory
$ cd Taliban
$ ls
soldiers
$ rm soldiers
$ cd ..
$ rmdir Taliban
rmdir: directory "Taliban": Directory not empty
$ cd Taliban
$ ls -a
. .. .insurgents
$ chown -R USA .*
chown: .insurgents: Not owner
$ cd ..
$ su
Password: *******
# mv Taliban /tmp
# exit
$ ls
bin
$ cd bin
$ ls
laden
$ cd ..
$ rm -r bin/laden
bin/laden: No such file or directory
$ find / -name laden
$
$ su
Password: *******
# mv bin /tmp
# exit
$ pwd
/middle_east/Afghanistan
$ cd /opt/UN
$ ln -s /Bad_Guys/Al_Qaeda /middle_east/Iraq/.
ln: cannot create /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda: Permission denied
$ su
Password:*******
# ln -s /Bad_Guys/Al_Qaeda /middle_east/Iraq/.
# cd /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda
Al_Qaeda: does not exist
# rm /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda
# mkfile 100g /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda
mkfile: No space left on device
# rm /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda
# cd /opt/Coalition/Willing
# mkfile 1b /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda
# chown -R USA:Proof /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda
#exit
$ cd /middle_east/Iraq
$ ls
saddam
$ ls
saddam
$ ls
saddam
$ ls -a
. .. saddam
$ find / -name [Ww][Mm][Dd]
/Korea/North/wMd
$ wall Propaganda.txt
Broadcast Message from USA (pts/1) on USS_Abraham_Lincoln Th May 1st
Mission Accomplished!
$ rm saddam
saddam: No such file or directory
$ find / -name saddam
/var/opt/dictators/spiderhole/saddam
$ wall NewsWorthy.txt
Broadcast Message from USA (pts/1) on Time.Magazine Sat Dec 13
We Got Him!
$ mv /var/opt/dictators/spiderhole/saddam /opt/jail
$ cd /opt/USA
$ cp -Rp Democracy /middle_east/Iraq
$ cd /middle_east/Iraq/Democracy
$ ./install
Install Error: Install failed. See install_log for details.
$ more install_log
Installed failed!
Prerequisite packages missing
Conflicting package Wahhabism found in /midde_east/Saudi_Arabia
Packages Church and State must be installed separately
File System /PeakOil nearing capacity
Please read the install guide to properly plan your installation.
$


stolen from here

[InModWeTrust]

$ ls tl dr

[shockthemonkey]

that's funny

[hoho]

yea, no.

[ZQ]

AWSOME!

[rizla]

[22:55] <test> woogies like boobies
[22:55] <[4thDund]Woogie> few things rock more than boobies
[22:55] <test> unix shells?
[22:55] <[4thDund]Woogie> those rock, but they don't bounce up and down
[22:55] <test> yeah they do
[22:55] <test> if they are unstable
[22:56] <[4thDund]Woogie> [cestus@yvonne ~]$ bounce -up
bash: bounce: command not found
- [cestus@yvonne ~]$ bounce -down
bash: bounce: command not found
- [cestus@yvonne ~]$ whereis bounce
bounce:
- [cestus@yvonne ~]$ man bounce
No manual entry for bounce
[22:56] <[4thDund]Woogie> it's not working test
[22:57] <test> u need to drop bra first like this: drop bra
[22:58] <[4thDund]Woogie> [cestus@yvonne ~]$ drop bra
bash: drop: command not found
- [cestus@yvonne ~]$ rm bra
rm: cannot remove `bra': No such file or directory
[22:58] <[4thDund]Woogie> man, i can't even get anywhere with my computer
[23:02] <zapok> woogie
[23:02] <zapok> i am superior
[23:02] <zapok> -bash-2.05b$ touch bra
-bash-2.05b$ rm -i bra
remove bra? y
[23:02] <test> rofl

[gg next]

this reminds me of that one thread where it was like lord of the rings but it was in aol speak ah fuck it you know what i mean

[Suicide King]

haha

i don't get it

[k0rupt]

know whats funnier

you reading some nerds blog and REPOSTING IT

[Chris]

[Wren5]

Originally Posted by rizla

[22:55] <test> woogies like boobies
[22:55] <[4thDund]Woogie> few things rock more than boobies
[22:55] <test> unix shells?
[22:55] <[4thDund]Woogie> those rock, but they don't bounce up and down
[22:55] <test> yeah they do
[22:55] <test> if they are unstable
[22:56] <[4thDund]Woogie> [cestus@yvonne ~]$ bounce -up
bash: bounce: command not found
- [cestus@yvonne ~]$ bounce -down
bash: bounce: command not found
- [cestus@yvonne ~]$ whereis bounce
bounce:
- [cestus@yvonne ~]$ man bounce
No manual entry for bounce
[22:56] <[4thDund]Woogie> it's not working test
[22:57] <test> u need to drop bra first like this: drop bra
[22:58] <[4thDund]Woogie> [cestus@yvonne ~]$ drop bra
bash: drop: command not found
- [cestus@yvonne ~]$ rm bra
rm: cannot remove `bra': No such file or directory
[22:58] <[4thDund]Woogie> man, i can't even get anywhere with my computer
[23:02] <zapok> woogie
[23:02] <zapok> i am superior
[23:02] <zapok> -bash-2.05b$ touch bra
-bash-2.05b$ rm -i bra
remove bra? y
[23:02] <test> rofl

[Moparx]

[zombiecull]

Originally Posted by InModWeTrust

$ ls tl dr

[jaydotess@hotmail.com]

that was supposed to be fun.

[Devnull]

too funny