![General [M]ayhem](/images/misc/logo.gif){kind=logo}
|
|
|
|
|||||||
» Less advertising throughout
» Post and participate in discussions
» Network with other forum members
» Free private messaging
 |
|
|
Thread Tools |
|
3y3 4m t3h Gr4et gr4nD m0th4rfUxing mor4n! W4t<h //\y b33f kur+4nz F|4p!!# 4y4m 1e37!
|
1: Prepare. Don't underestimate the consumption rate, if you bought too much you'll just have leftovers.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...m/DSC00005.jpg 1a: (No Pic) Lock all your valuables in one room. Make sure you pick up anything portable and electronic. This includes remotes, ipod, camera etc. 2. Jello shots are a foolproof source of fun http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...m/DSC00010.jpg 3. At least one, preferably two kegs of good beer. Pabst does not qualify http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...m/DSC00008.jpg 4. Something to finish the night off with your friends to chill out. Anything will do just slow paced where you can all BS. A movie, a card game; I like cigars. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...m/DSC00081.jpg 5. Keep the female:male ratio AT LEAST 1.5 : 1, 2:1 is preferable http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...m/DSC00037.jpg 6. Don't dress like a slob http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...m/DSC00054.jpg 7. Have shit to do, and people who know how to do it. Pool and darts are flawless. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...m/DSC00073.jpg 8. Beer Bongs are an invaluable tool for fun if nothing else http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...m/DSC00076.jpg 9. Have fun http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...m/DSC00050.jpg 10. Survive the night http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...m/DSC00080.jpg
__________________
09 F9 Last edited by Zangmonkey; 08-08-2005 at 12:25 PM.. |
08-07-2005, 10:39 PM
|
#1
|
|
@
|
looks like fun.
__________________
blip blip |
|
08-07-2005, 10:43 PM
|
#2
|
|
Is that last photo of a burn victim?
__________________
Sam, I am Anti-semitism isnt hating Jews, anti-semitism is being hated by Jews. http://libreopinion.com/members/standarteslc/jewishquestion11.html Israel must be destroyed! |
|
08-07-2005, 10:44 PM
|
#3
|
|
3y3 4m t3h Gr4et gr4nD m0th4rfUxing mor4n! W4t<h //\y b33f kur+4nz F|4p!!# 4y4m 1e37!
|
Quote:
yeah, that's me
__________________
09 F9 |
|
|
08-07-2005, 10:45 PM
|
#4
|
|
|
Quote:
|
|
|
08-07-2005, 11:30 PM
|
#5
|
|
#5 is where we have the problem at our house. No problems with the actual alcohol since we've got a full bar and a keg on tap at all times. We just need the girls.
__________________
[M]ilitary [M]ayhem Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy |
|
08-07-2005, 11:41 PM
|
#6
|
|
|
FYI: and this is MUI IMPORTANTE! If you have a keg on premesis and you don't have a liquor license, there is a clause in your home owners insurance that VOIDS YOUR COVERAGE! So basically, if someone gets hurt on your property when theres a keg, they can sue you and your insurance won't cover it. This will force you to pay out of pocket. Keep this in mind for next time, and just buy case upon case of yuengling. Its like $14 at sams club. Other than that, killer looking party, but you forgot the part where you put everything valuable in your bedroom and lock it.
|
|
08-07-2005, 11:45 PM
|
#7
|
|
3y3 4m t3h Gr4et gr4nD m0th4rfUxing mor4n! W4t<h //\y b33f kur+4nz F|4p!!# 4y4m 1e37!
|
Quote:
Oh shit, I skipped that step  I don't have a camera to photograph the locks either
__________________
09 F9 |
|
|
08-07-2005, 11:49 PM
|
#8
|
|
3y3 4m t3h Gr4et gr4nD m0th4rfUxing mor4n! W4t<h //\y b33f kur+4nz F|4p!!# 4y4m 1e37!
|
Quote:
Hot soup when I was really really little, I usually tell people it was a badger attack.
__________________
09 F9 |
|
|
08-07-2005, 11:50 PM
|
#9
|
|
3y3 4m t3h Gr4et gr4nD m0th4rfUxing mor4n! W4t<h //\y b33f kur+4nz F|4p!!# 4y4m 1e37!
|
Quote:
Jello shots bring women.
__________________
09 F9 |
|
|
08-07-2005, 11:50 PM
|
#10
|
|
Full Blown Creeper
|
Quote:
 |
|
|
08-07-2005, 11:52 PM
|
#11
|
|
pwned by mod
|
shut up
 |
|
08-08-2005, 12:02 AM
|
#12
|
|
|
how do you deal with rowdy crashers?
__________________
Dale Underwood of the [M] saxophone club |
|
08-08-2005, 01:03 AM
|
#13
|
|
I can't stand being raped so I get my genmay buds to change my names back
|
Quote:
__________________
Get That Black Pussy You Big Dick White Bastard Mutha Fucka |
|
|
08-08-2005, 01:11 AM
|
#14
|
|
Click, Click, Bloody Click, Pancakes!
|
Quote:
Throw them out. We had a group that tried to waltz into one of our parties one time with a cooler. We threw them out and kept their cooler full of beer. |
|
|
08-08-2005, 01:12 AM
|
#15
|
|
 Thread Tools |
|
|
|
