Describe your neighbors (Horsey not included)

[G-Daddy]

Facing my apt from outside, to the immediate right there is a Chinese family. How many? I don't know. in every other apt on this side apparently there is a middle east meeting going on. Greeks, Saudis, and whatever else all live around me. They have the annoying same habit also: To walk in front my apt. on their cell YELLING into it IN their foreign language. Seriously, if you're going to pace in front my window (i'm 2nd floor right near the flight of stairs..) at least speak so I can eavesdrop properly.

GO GO OG

[Code:[M]ayhem]

Nobody cares shut the fuck up assflute

[McGee]

i don't talk to my neighbors
the people down the street are fags

[curdledvomit]

don't you have kiddy porn to read?

[Jagwac]

My mortgage broker lives to the right of me and a pro bass fisherman lives with his fat wife to the left of me.

[SDmason]

rich, nice quiet helpful.

[Joojie]

my sister lives in the apartment next to me.

It's pure hell...
she's on the phone 24/7....she's loud, she's fucking annoying, she smokes inside even though she's not supposed to (it comes right through the wall into my place)

any time she hears something she calls me "did you knock on the wall?" or "what are you doing over there??"

"no i didn't knock on the wall...my dog wagged his tail..." "i'm sitting here watching TV, wtf do you care?"

i'm going fucking insane living next to her

[Jagwac]

Originally Posted by Joojie

my sister lives in the apartment next to me.

pics.

I dont fucking care how ugly you think she is...show me the fuckign pics!!

[Savenor]

Originally Posted by Joojie

my sister lives in the apartment next to me.

It's pure hell...
she's on the phone 24/7....she's loud, she's fucking annoying, she smokes inside even though she's not supposed to (it comes right through the wall into my place)

any time she hears something she calls me "did you knock on the wall?" or "what are you doing over there??"

"no i didn't knock on the wall...my dog wagged his tail..." "i'm sitting here watching TV, wtf do you care?"

i'm going fucking insane living next to her

anal sex with her should fix that shit up nice.

[AstroOtter]

The neighbors to the south of me are Phillipino, or maybe Thai. Regardless, I wish they'd move themselves and the car (nonfunctional) they've had sitting in their driveway for months back where they came from. My neighbor to the north is Chinese, but a decent guy. My neighbors to the east are hispanic and need to start mowing my lawn as payment if they're going to be keeping their dog outside at night when it barks and whines all the time.

God-damned foreigners.

[Randalldeflagg]

my neighbors are assholes. complain about my car leaking oil (get over it. it runs). my cat keeps slipping by people that come in. so he is out all night and sleeps on their chairs out side

[Squeezer]

across the street from me is an asian family. dunno them but they seem nice. facing my house, on the right is a nice family, lady got remarried a few years ago. she's really nice. she's got a jb daughter too. On the left side is a ghetto trash family. i hate the father, he's sent his daughter to bit me out about dumb shit before, and he's always fucking around outside. I hate him because when I go outside, he's always there and he'll stare at me and shit. I put up a wood fence in my backyard to stop some of his staring and annoyingness.

[Krazed1]

Bitch don't hate on Horsey.

[Unkle_eskobar]

I dont know neighbors, except for the ones next door to my right. And I dont like him. He comes over all the time because he thinks that since he's our neighbor that we should all be buddy buddy, so he come over and uses all of our shit. And he'll keep stuff our refridgerator and tell us not to eat it, and I'm like "bitch, I'll eat what I want."

And yesterday he came over and I was listening to music and he was like "What are you listenin to?" and I said "The Who" and he was like "THE WHO?!?! Why dont you take that and blow it, like up in the sky. With a gun, or like a bow and arrow." Needless to say, this statement troubled me so I simply nodded in compliance.

[dastrike]

In the apartment below live some people who like to smoke on the balcony and talk real loud. This is very annoying since I often have the balcony door open so it starts reeking of smoke in here then... And sometimes the smoke smells very odd, not exactly like normal cigarrete smoke.

In an apartment next to this lives some family with about 3 teenage kids or so...

Somewhere in this building lives a family with about half a dozen kids, all of them roughly 10 years and younger. They are a bit rude and noisy.

And a bunch of other families with small kids which are noisy and annoying, screaming their lungs out when on the yard.

Also many retired people that walk slowly and some with walkers.

Some people have dogs which bark. That is kinda annoying too.

Lots of immigrants too which have no damn concept of keeping the washing room times. They just shove their damn clothes into any available machine not taking into consideration that 15 minutes from now someone has booked the machines for the next three hours... Gah.