What is it with some people?

[fuck hampshire]

So tonight, my band and I decided after practice to go down the beach with some pizza and just hang for a while. We were there for about an hour when a random chav said to the drummer, Sean:

"You look like Justin Timberlake!"

Sean: "errr...thanks"

We thought nothing of this, until ten minutes later, when the same chav and two of his friends walked over to us. We had noticed them before they got to us though, and decided to leave just incase their intentions weren't friendly.

They weren't.

As I was getting into my car, they made the witty remark of:

"Oh, getting in your car are you?"

They then started kicking my car, while the singer, Dave, was still getting in. Then came the obligatory:

"What you lookin' at?"

To which Dave, instead of ignoring and just getting in the car like a sensible person would, replied "nothing."

He then stood there for a while, with the passenger door open but still not getting in, while one of the chavs jumped on the bonnet. The other chav started hitting the bonnet with a metal pole. The apparant leader of the pack (the one "talking" to Dave) then kicked the door Dave was standing behind, thus squashing Dave between the door and main body of the car.

Dave finally got in, and as he was still closing the door I started reversing away.

Then the chavs moved onto the guitarist, Paul, in his car. The pole was brought into action against the windscreen, which somehow didn't break, and the wingmirror, which partially came off. Paul's car is 4 days old.

Tomorrow I was going to put my car (quite a banger but still worth a couple of hundred pounds) up for sale. I now have no idea if this will be possible - it could well cost more to replace everything that was broken than will be gained by selling it.

So, what should I learn from this experience? The only thing I can think of is to hate and never trust chavs.....which I already do, so not much of a lesson.






Aaaanywho, here are some cliffs for the lazy genmayers who can't read proper (e.g. all of you)

1) Go to beach with pizza.
2) Get randomly attacked, run away.
3) No profit



I would take pics, of course, but I can't find my camera and it's dark outside anyway. I will try to improve this situation in the morning.

[hopesfall]

Clearly the beach was not made for pizza.

[SamFarber]

What is a chav?

[Skadebo]

chav?

[Necrosprite]

why the FUCK didnt you do something before they messed up your car???

[Code:[M]ayhem]

This thread sucks negro penis

[hopesfall]

Chav is a british wigger.

[Necrosprite]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chav

[SamFarber]

Ahh, I see.

[Potato]

You got beat up by a brit?

Still sorry though, that sounds horrible. I think you should have distanced yourself alot earlier unless you had some muscle around you.

[Hoglysis]

I love that "what are you looking at" line. I always tell them "I gave you no more than the cursory glance I give to a piece of dogshit in the street"

Then I get my face smashed in. It's totally worth it.

[fuck hampshire]

Originally Posted by Snoogums Boogums

This thread sucks negro penis

Trying to be General:Gayhem sucks negro penis

[Queen Pee(nis)]

Originally Posted by Potato

You got beat up by a brit?

Still sorry though, that sounds horrible. I think you should have distanced yourself alot earlier unless you had some muscle around you.

no normal person uses the word "chav"

[Skadebo]

Originally Posted by blackbeard42

Trying to be General:Gayhem sucks negro penis

lol wow. that is general:gayhem.

[IcW@teR]

why didnt you attempt to defend yourselves btw you were doomed the the point sean said "errr...thanks" they knew you were victims then