omg awesome theoretical physics hacks (version: crazy homeless dude/titor)

Deepack Kalpoe · 05:35 PM

So we're all waiting to get into our physics lab and this crazy guy with wacky hair and dirty ass clothes (think homeless person) comes walking around and asks my friend where the Theoretical Physics department is. The guy brings out a piece of paper from his pocket which was all crumpled up and hands it to my friend.

Obviously I can't link the page above because it's a geoshitties site, and I'm not leet enough to know how to get around the little 'block' on geoshitties links, but the last part is "d_freeman_55103"

"Otherwise I would also like to work with physicists in developing my ideas in that field: ideas which might actually prove to be better than string theory.

I must explain that I have been recieving Social Security Disability since 1967 for emotional disability. I was unable to think like other, more mature people could in using my right brain, suffering from glandular hormonal imbalance. I was severely handicapped and couldn't get a decent job commensurate with my 132 IQ level. I went to a state mental health psychologist for relief from such stress. He eventually asked a psychiatrist to come in and prescribe medicine for me for mental illness. With some will power I got off the pills later on but then had a near-death experience from the stress and from the incubent withdrawal symptoms; I was placed in the State Mental Hospital in Traverce City, Michigan. While there I started studying Spanish on my own. My wife Julia and my son Dale Jr. were fluent in it and, as previously noted, I went on to get some 27,000 hours of language study in all. Then I did study in numerology and astrology in the 1980's. going on to do study in physics and many diverse subjects in the 1990's on to this present spring of 2004. I have recieved no compensation for all this study and writing. As Aries sun sign with a Capricorn moon sign, born March 31st, 1940 at 1:10 PM at Benton Harbor, Michigan , I have never objected. I have thoroughly enjoyed continously learning new things and then writing new theories I later developed from this study.

Fortunately, I was able to overcome this glandular hormonal imbalance around 1980. In that I had made major discoveries in astrology at the time, I went on to do independent research in this field rather than translate languages. My hope now is that someone out there who reads this will email me who can give me work in fully developing some of these ideas to make them more concrete. They might just prove to be the greatest ideas, at least so far, in this new century in how they develop a "Theory of Everything". To date I have had to keep them more concise in order to fit on a website. I would so much like to thank you for your kind attention to my work in the past and any help that you might possibly be able to show me in the future. Please feel free to contact me at: Dale Freeman, P.O. Box 40445, St. Paul, MN 55104. "

Anyway, he went up to 4th floor where the Theoretical Physics deparment is and probably harassed our poor professors... I bet they told him to STFU and die.

CLIFFS:

1. Guy comes to physics building
2. Wants to talk to our theoretical physicists
3. Gives my friend a crazy note with a bunch of astrology shit on it and a website
4. Website is full of crackpot shit
5. Guy admits at the end that he's screwed up in the head
6. ???
7. Still wants to talk to theoretical physicists (i.e. no profit)

edit:

props to idealneo for making the titor anti drug image. kek.

Savenor · 10-05-2005, 05:33 PM

this thread will succeed only because the word titor is in the title

Furry Bastard · 10-05-2005, 05:33 PM

needs more timecube

creedamd · 10-05-2005, 05:33 PM

Glad that he admitted it.

Xcobita · 10-05-2005, 05:35 PM

thats some bad handwriting, and i have horrible handwriding

drumtboy · 10-05-2005, 05:35 PM

/tinfoil hat

SnarkFish · 10-05-2005, 05:36 PM

http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/10.06/wolfram.html

bluechip · 10-05-2005, 05:46 PM

His physics section seems to be no less than 10,000 pages long, so I'm not really excited about anything he has to say.

Kahnza · 10-05-2005, 05:49 PM

And how old was this crazy dude?

Deepack Kalpoe · 10-05-2005, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kahnza

And how old was this crazy dude?

Born on March 31st under the Aries astrology sign 1940!

bluechip · 10-05-2005, 05:58 PM

There's also zero math on his site....

Copejunkie · 10-05-2005, 06:02 PM

i can't read a single word of that note...

stapuff · 10-05-2005, 06:04 PM

teal deer

Copejunkie · 10-05-2005, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bluechip

There's also zero math on his site....

zero math =| cool...

but zero point energy =

Zypher · 10-05-2005, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SnarkFish

http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/10.06/wolfram.html

thanks for this. best read i've had in awhile.

Savenor Look at my tits.	this thread will succeed only because the word titor is in the title __________________ they came from ten thousand feet on a possibility street
10-05-2005, 05:33 PM	#2

Furry Bastard 75% Furry, 25% Bastard	needs more timecube __________________ Ensign Chekov of the Federation wessel Excelsior Commander-in-Chief of the Furry Army of Doom Member of the 89 Octane Club 1990 Subaru Legacy L AWD I :heart: Spazikstan. YA RLY
10-05-2005, 05:33 PM	#3

creedamd REMOVED LOOL	Glad that he admitted it. __________________ All In.
10-05-2005, 05:33 PM	#4

SnarkFish This post probably contains a URL	http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/10.06/wolfram.html __________________ "That fucker always wins the URL competitions. I think he sold his soul to Google." -fly the MD5 incident - www.genmay.net/showthread.php?p=1325652#post1325652
10-05-2005, 05:36 PM	#7

stapuff the marshmallow man	teal deer __________________ d/db (b^8)/8 ATL represent
10-05-2005, 06:04 PM	#13

Xcobita	thats some bad handwriting, and i have horrible handwriding __________________ I endorse global warming! Drill in the arctic. Unban DDT, Nuclear Power NOW
10-05-2005, 05:35 PM	#5

bluechip	His physics section seems to be no less than 10,000 pages long, so I'm not really excited about anything he has to say. __________________ Your Quantum Mechanics, Relativity, and Superstring Theory superman..
10-05-2005, 05:46 PM	#8

Kahnza Screw you guys, I'm going home!	And how old was this crazy dude?
10-05-2005, 05:49 PM	#9

bluechip	There's also zero math on his site.... __________________ Your Quantum Mechanics, Relativity, and Superstring Theory superman..
10-05-2005, 05:58 PM	#11

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10-05-2005, 06:02 PM	#12