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I'm going to get eaten by a black whale :(
So I was washing some clothes (about 4 loads), running up and down from my 4th floor dorm to first floor laundry room repeatedly. In doing this I was working up a sweat and getting thirsty. I go to my room, grab a cold Pepsi, and walk back down to go to the bank. I walk outside my building and this HUGE ass black girl and her "girl power posse" were just passing me. And I mean huge... her cankles were probably the width of my neck. So she says "Can I git dat Pepsi" right as I'm pulling out of her gravitational orbit.
So this is when I turn into Larry David. Me being very thirsty and visibly sweating said "I think I need it more than you". Now I wasn't trying to imply she was fat or anything, I really was thinking that she was walking in an airconditioned building and I had been running up stairs the past half hour. I immediately tried correcting myself, but it's one of those you had to be there things I guess.  So anyways, her girls go "Oh Hellz no Shaniqua" or some shit and she's like "Oh you juz didn't white boy" or some shit, and I am scared to leave my room now  help me genmay |
10-11-2005, 04:58 PM
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We ballin so hard, you goan wish we didnt ball so hard Abby Ballaz 4lyfe
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paging powerman
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neato! have you ever gotten really drunk and sprayed Pam directly into your mouth?-cockrabbit so you guys smoke weed, play hockey and hang around natives. What part of Canada you be at?-Scumbag |
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10-11-2005, 04:59 PM
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I'M A COCKSUCKER, JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE & I'LL SUCK YOUR'S DRY
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paging aquaman
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10-11-2005, 04:59 PM
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They're going to get their black boyfriends to beat the shit out of your white ass.
edit: And loot what's left of your room.
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10-11-2005, 04:59 PM
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Hey, Jim <3 ules, You didn't deserve this because you can't guess numbers but anyways BREAK ON TH
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Her man gon beat yo ass.
Edit:B10! |
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10-11-2005, 04:59 PM
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 edit: dude, don't be afraid. if they come back after you just tell them that they're stupid, and took everything out of context.. and then explain the word context, and then you might get your ass beat
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10-11-2005, 05:00 PM
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Got \"Trap of the Year\" four times in a row.
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AW HELL NAH YOU DONT KNOW ME!
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10-11-2005, 05:02 PM
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Master-B = OWNED.
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NO YOU DI-INT!!?
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10-11-2005, 05:02 PM
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Quote:
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10-11-2005, 05:03 PM
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Screw you guys, I'm going home!
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WTF you don't need to explain yourself. Especially not to a fatty.
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10-11-2005, 05:03 PM
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U GOIN GET RAPED
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10-11-2005, 05:03 PM
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Tell them George Bush said not to give their kind of people any kind of assistance, and you are a patriotic American.
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10-11-2005, 05:05 PM
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I love blowing random guys
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lol
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10-11-2005, 05:07 PM
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so she asked for your pepsi? fuck her
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10-11-2005, 05:09 PM
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so if it was a skinny white bitch, with hot friends, would you give it to her?
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10-11-2005, 05:11 PM
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