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i'm a stupid whore, so i wrecked my car last night (pics) (56k = go eat a taco)


So. I was driving home from a school opera and was down the road from my house, and there's a chihuahua dog in the road. I swerved to avoid it -- something that I could normally do, and my car spun out of control.
I spun off the road, took down a cement mailbox, hit a pile of dirt, which sent me flying into a fence, and I finally landed on the side of a car in a patch of nursery plants.

The driver's side was the side on the ground, so it took a minute for me to realize what the fuck had just happened --- I ended up climbing out of the back passenger side window, which was torn out in the crash, and sat on the side of the car until my parents came and got me down. The air bags never deployed, , so there was no problem in getting out of the car.

I think the chihuahua is still alive, and I came out without a scratch.
My car, however, is probably totaled.

Damage:
Someone's mail was everywhere.
The inside of the hood looks like it was gutted - there are parts that we found outside the car.
The passenger side back door's outer covering was ripped off.
The passenger side back door's window shattered, glass is all over the car.
Pieces of the bottom of the car frame are ripped off the car.
It looks like one of my tires was flattened.
The wheels/axles are all fucked up now from hitting and jumping that pile of dirt.

Picture of the cause of wreck:

Plants that I landed in:

Picture of driver:


We took pictures that night for the insurance claim.

There's something creepy about crashing your car in a nursery in the middle of nowhere...

There's a piece of something jammed under that front wheel.

More pics to come.

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nice



oh and by the way. next time hit the fucking dog! it would cost less to hit that (free) then to fix your car
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haha w2g. I hope that little bastard dog was worth it.
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i'd have just hit the dog
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The door is there, but the skin is ripped off.

Another picture of semi-missing door.


The fence that I ran into.

The cinder block mailbox, about five feet from where it originally stood.
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moar pics of driver
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WHY WOULD YOU WRECK YOUR CAR TO SAVE A DAMN DOG YOU FUCKASS

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2nd edit: you drive a saturn

LOL PLASTIC CAR
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what is more important.

that stupid dogs live or your car?
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Quote:
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i'd have just hit the dog

I was talking to the Geico insurance man, and he started talking to me about the commercial with the squirrels.


It has a whole new meaning to me now.
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awesome...


not really.
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Quote:
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i'd have just hit the dog
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