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My birthday was 2-3 weeks ago, and I got this creepy card from my grandma. I had forgotten about it until I found it while cleaning my desk earlier today, and I figured I would share it. When I showed one of my friends, his first response was, "Dude, she totally wants you! Hit that shit."
   Cliffs: 1) It's like 3 sentences; just read it. 2) Grandma wants me. 3) ... 4) Profit! Copy&Paste replies for your easy use: Shit thread, lock & b7 Nice thread, 37k  Edit: No pics of grandma. Sorry, I'm at college, and neglected to bring pictures of my grandparents with me.
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10-30-2005, 07:28 PM
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I know, I know, it's "veni," i get it.
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GILF?
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10-30-2005, 07:28 PM
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buuurrrppp!!!
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You're going to fuck your grandma, huh?
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Adopted by Datgurl on June 16th, 2004 How much web could an intarweb web if an intarweb could web web? Member of Genmay IRC fa6dad9feadc0da6d5e5e71b2ba495cc Adopted LittleRedStars on October 21st, 2005 Formerly The Jacket (The Coat) |
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10-30-2005, 07:29 PM
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Pittsburgh Poz
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is she a gilf?
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10-30-2005, 07:29 PM
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Stilts and a straw, you'll be in heaven.
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 She wants you to pump her ass, obviously
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10-30-2005, 07:30 PM
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I want sex in the ass.
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10-30-2005, 07:30 PM
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that's really fucking wrong
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10-30-2005, 07:30 PM
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Realistically, she didn't get the sexual reference in the card.
For genmay, you should dhitb |
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10-30-2005, 07:30 PM
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The most perfect balls evar <3 Wayne Newton
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 she didn't get the joke I'm sure.
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10-30-2005, 07:30 PM
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10-30-2005, 07:31 PM
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Quote:
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10-30-2005, 07:31 PM
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I suck conservative cock
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10-30-2005, 07:32 PM
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Motherfucking cunt-shit douchebag cumsucking bitches
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10-30-2005, 07:32 PM
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10-30-2005, 07:33 PM
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Long time. Me lobe yoy long time.
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i <3 grandma writing
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10-30-2005, 07:34 PM
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