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So I drank too much last night


The wife and me went out last night to some friends house for dinner and some drinking.

To make a long story short:
I drank about 13+ shots of Patron Tequila, got sick as a dog on the way home, yacked out the window going down the road and got the wife pissed off reeeeaaallll good(not good ).

On the passanger side of my truck it looked like a puke bomb went off. I woke up late in the day and washed my truck so it would not create a larger headache.

And to top it off, I have a killer hang-over. I've never had a hang-over before. Not even when I had alcohol poisoning a few years back. I have puked many times and never had a hang-over.

Man, t'was a rough weekend.


*fake editmgomgomgoamgomg you suck at life and drinking.

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oHshiz mang thats crazy right thur
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oHshiz mang thats crazy right thur
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oHshiz mang thats crazy right thur
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Thanks for that. I was just wondering what had been going on in your life, and now I can relax.
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keep drinking you tard
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of wife?
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Also,
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zomg the first time i ever drank i did that exact same thing

a sip of water from a white mug, a shot of vodka, and another sip of water

edit: wtf that even looks like me
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Last Night

Carlsberg (friend's bar)
Patron (friend's bar)

Jager (The Lodge) www.thelodgebarbaltimore.com
GM (The Lodge)
(2)Bud Liight (The Lodge)


Edit: Don't be so fuckin' stupid, the next time, thread starter.
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omg , thats ME !
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i got a little bit drunk last night
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