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would you hit it
I was taking a shit just about 5 mins ago and was thinking. I just got this new job and this one guy walks in and said, "damn you look just like me, just taller!" I just smiled. That was that.
While I was shitting I thought about tomorrow how my work is going to have this holiday ball deal at a hotel. He kept on insisting that I go. Man's got 2 kids and not gay. So I thought, hmm, what if this mofo wants more kids but something happened and he cant make babies no more and ask me, "you wanna fuck my wife, I want more kids but I can't have any." If she was ugly would you? Would it be fucked up knowing you got a kid and some other mofos taking care of it? Anyway still you profit. what do you guys think? 
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11-29-2005, 08:25 AM
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Motherfucking cunt-shit douchebag cumsucking bitches
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What an interesting idea.
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11-29-2005, 08:26 AM
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would you fuck a girl who is ugly?
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11-29-2005, 08:27 AM
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What the hell is wrong with you? You honestly need some help.
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11-29-2005, 08:27 AM
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fucking worthless thread
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11-29-2005, 08:27 AM
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Motherfucking cunt-shit douchebag cumsucking bitches
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11-29-2005, 08:28 AM
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Hard from Brevard
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Fuck you for your stupid thinking. |
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11-29-2005, 08:29 AM
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first to call
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11-29-2005, 08:29 AM
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they'd call rape and you'd be fucked
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11-29-2005, 08:31 AM
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I thought the question referred to us hitting the dump you took. Maybe. wtf who are you?
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11-29-2005, 08:31 AM
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yea cause thats what happens when a couple that cant have kids wants one they invite some dude from work over to tag his wife errrr
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11-29-2005, 08:31 AM
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The "BAM" stands for "TITS"
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i don't think he wants you to bang his wife.
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11-29-2005, 08:33 AM
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If I could fvck myself in the ass you bet I would!!!!
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11-29-2005, 08:33 AM
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i don't understand the question.
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11-29-2005, 08:34 AM
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Motherfucking cunt-shit douchebag cumsucking bitches
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 one of my friends has that for an avatar on another forum.
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11-29-2005, 08:35 AM
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