LilMs Does the Caribbean, 56k row your boat ashore, 64 pics inside

[Sarah Palin]

Cliffs:

1. Got engaged
2. Went on a cruise
3. Drank a lot of booze
4. Ran around in a bikini in the middle of winter
5. Took over 1200 pictures
6. No Profit... bar bill was $800

Enjoy.


My engagement ring with the matching wedding band



Our first glimpse of our ship, the Norwegian Jewel at the Port of Miami, Miami, FL



Our bathroom, larger than most cruise ship bathrooms. At least this had a separate shower.



Our room. It's about 3x bigger than a standard room, and still got claustrophobic by the end of

the week. I don't know how people stand the smaller rooms. Anyone who says they don't spend much

time in the room is lying.



Room with a view, and a private balcony. We spent every evening out here listening to the ocean

waves. It was very relaxing.



Leaving Miami



Our first onboard sunset



Ryan's favorite door on the ship. We went exploring and this was on one of the sun decks.



The pool deck. The pools were saltwater pools, there was an adults pool with a waterfall and a

kids pool with a waterslide. In total there were 5 hot tubs.




Day 2, sea day... they unloaded a chocolate bar... every thing chocolate. After this cruise I

never want another piece of chocolate again in my life.

[Sarah Palin]

Everything is made entirely out of chocolate




Chocolate castle



Grandfather clock



chess set



One plate, two plates, chocolate rimmed champagne glasses... omg



One of the lounges



blue ocean!



Sunset day 2




Dress up night



Family picture

[Sarah Palin]

Roatan Honduras. Very poor island with a population of around 3000. There are 400 taxis on the

island. They are still recovering from having been ravaged by Hurricaine Wilma in October.



The island's internet cafe



The Federali, we saw these guys everywhere.



View from one of the high points on the island.



We went horseback riding!



We were all shocked and amazed that mom got on the horse, but that didn't help her pissy

disposition at all.



We were supposed to ride along a pristine white sand beach, instead we got a glimpse of the

aftermath of a hurricane. It was quite sobering really, everyone in the group fell silent as we

walked along the beach.




This is my favorite shot of the entire trip




Fastest car on the island



Roatan Sunset

[Kahnza]

really? i need a hair cut.

/thrread hijack, CAMWHORE CAMWHORE CAMWHORE!! BALALALA

[Sarah Palin]

Roatan Dinner



The next day we were in Georgetown Grand Cayman. We slept in this day as we had no shore excursion

planned, we woke to the sound of firing cannons.... ARRGGHHH PIRATES!!!!



We decided to spend the day shopping, and lo and behold, what do we find but a Harley Davidson

store. We spent a few dollars in there *wink wink*



They had these giant lizzard statues everywhere



I couldn't resist getting a handfull of Big Black Dick. Besides, my mom told me so. A big crowd

gathered around for the taking of this picture. nyuk nyuk nyuk



The pirate ship in front of our ship, the Norwegian Jewel, their newest ship.



Leaving Grand Cayman! Byyyeeeee

[Sarah Palin]

And Day 5, we arrive in Ocho Rios, Jamaica. We had an 8am port call for our shore excursion, and

what do I do at 7am? I drop my ring down the sink. The excellent ship service had a plumber in my

cabin within 10 minutes to retrieve my ring. I love this cruise line!!



Too bad I never got a chance to pose with this big black dick



We ended up taking a 4x4 Jeep safari through the island. It was a 5 hour tour, and I swear our

driver was batshit insane. He kept driving on the wrong side of the road, OFF the road, doing

donuts and being insanely reckless. It was the best adventure I'd ever been on. This is a random

pic of the Jamaican country side



The roads were barely wide enough for one car, let alone two... let alone two traveling at 60+ mph

[The Unflushable Turd]

white boy got tanned

[Sarah Palin]

We get to one of these villiages up in the mountains, and these kids start running behind our

truck... barefoot on unpaved roads not even breathing heavily. They wanted dollars. Every kid on

the island wanted dollars, except for the ones who went to the private schools. When we drove past

them they gave us the finger.



The island has an average of one church per every square mile. Mostly Methodists



The virgin flower, can you tell how it got it;s name?



This is where the Jamaican Bobsled team practices...



One of the many puddles we went blazing through



We were in a caravan with 3 other trucks (they were land rovers) and everybody kept trying to cut

everyone else off. It was a huge race. A few of the weaker stomached folks had a really hard time

keeping their lunches down.



Every time we'd slow down, the guy behind us would ram into the back of us. It's insanely

dangerous now, but was so much fun at the time. I blame the rum punch.



Banana trees only grow for one season. Coffee plants grow below the banana trees.



We stopped midday for some native fruits and, of course, Rum punch. That stuff'll give you the ole

one two three TKO for sure



Dunns River Falls. Ryan and I walked the falls this time, and it was a GREAT time. Once we got to

the top we wanted to do it again. I'll spare you the pics of me in a bikini.

[Vienge.]

needed more pics of the happy couple.

[Kahnza]

interception owned.

[Sarah Palin]

after we got back from our shore excursion, we decided to relax with a nice drink from the bar.

About halfway through this drink we both passed out. LOL



Day 6, all you can eat sushi!



Day 6 sunset



Oh, thats us before we decided to go out for a cocktail. One cocktail turned into I dunno how many

(we lost count after 9). I was drinking French Cosmos and Ryan was drinking Raspberry Torts. This



This is the only remotely recognizable picture from the evening. One of the last things I remember

is the band playing a happy birthday song for me and then playing Brown Eyed Girl while Ryan and I

had the dance floor to ourselves. That's probably a good thing because while trying to dance, I

landed flat on my ass.

Good times, good time.



And this is how we felt the next day.



We didn't get out of bed until dinner time. The only reason we did is because this is the night on

the ship we celebrated my birthday

[Sarah Palin]

The entire dining room staff sang to me



and I got a cake



This was our last morning on the boat, and our first day in Miami where we stayed an extra 3 days

in Miami Beach



The view from the balcony in our room. They were constructing condos on either side of us, so

everymorning at 7am we got a very rude wakeup call.

[Sarah Palin]

We didn't take many pictures in Miami because for some reason the camera kept fogging up, this was

Sunday the 18th. My actual birthday



Make a wish!! I bet I know what you wished for... this pictorial to be over already!




Wish granted!

[JoshZ]

nice

[|RaptoR|]

neat pics