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Horseshoes up your ass
Who else has got them?
I got pulled over for speeding tonight doing 35 over in a 50 and got let off with only a verbal warning, again. It's happened almost every time to me so I figured I'd make a list of all the stupid shit i've been called on over the years. Here goes, starting with domestic  s and then traffic s - each grouping of offenses is from a specific incident.DOMESTIC <<< Police >>> Noise Complaints - Scolding<<< Fire Department >>> Unattended Fire - Warning ticketTRAFFIC No Seatbelt - Warning ticketNot to mention 7 different unpaid parking tickets from different places (none of them issued by the city). For all the  stuff I've done, I have been pretty lucky I think. Who else is as lucky - and stupid - as me? |
01-07-2006, 05:09 AM
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Stilts and a straw, you'll be in heaven.
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Wow you fucking suck at driving. Drive off a cliff
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01-07-2006, 05:10 AM
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Long time. Me lobe yoy long time.
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some dude drove me home
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01-07-2006, 05:11 AM
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 You're retarded.
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01-07-2006, 05:12 AM
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THIS IS A GENMAY THREAD
IT IS MADE OF ASS AND POO
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01-07-2006, 05:13 AM
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morning krew sucks
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01-07-2006, 05:15 AM
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OH MY GOD!!! I LOVE SUCKING COCK!!!!!
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Headlights on high beam by accident - nothing.
Now I'm not suggesting I'm perfect, I mean, I didn't check my highbeams in the first 10 seconds I had my headlights on... that's hardly perfect. Lets just say I'm close though.
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01-07-2006, 05:16 AM
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And my head I'd be scratchin' while my thoughts were busy hatchin; If I only had a brain......
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01-07-2006, 05:27 AM
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01-07-2006, 05:29 AM
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iamnotasalmon.com
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congratulations on being such a fucknut
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01-07-2006, 05:31 AM
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Stilts and a straw, you'll be in heaven.
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01-07-2006, 05:33 AM
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WARNING: may contain shrooms
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you suck at life. end yourself
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01-07-2006, 05:47 AM
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pwned
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i hope this is a titlerape
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01-07-2006, 06:06 AM
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