I teach you how to make 1 million dollar (v. rap)

[hobart]

Microphone testing 1-2-3
In the place to be
whusup everbody? My name is Hobart!
and I am going to be rapping for u today jus' a lil' freestyle
but first and for most i'd like to thank Roadie style, beyond compare
for geting my belt back and helping me promotion my skills.
And in return! i will teach everyone how to make one million dollars.
wow, And when you hear it you be like wow! I don't believe. So simple!
no skilled involved at all. I could've thought of that my self
and then u say what? What the hell? I don't believe.


I was crusin down the street in my impala
they ask me who the girl in the car its jus my baby momma
I don't give a fuck about the hoe!
I sock that bitch in the jaw by surprise and pull the nails out her toes
cus im to slick, gimme the hebbijebbies,
break in all the houses, steal all your TVs
Kick you daddy in the peepee, ya so u can see see
I run the corner laughing hee hee, hee hee
get ur momma in a head lock o a full nelson
then i rip yor nipple out like chinese dude named wilson
then i rape his momma cus im too sick singing
ish son take da dull shit!
Then I'm back in my impala, sick ass asian dude
saw my friend young, his first name is eggfoo
alotta people don't like him, but i don't give a fuck
cus i stole you tv It's in my fuckin commander
I wish today was sunday so i could get a cheeseburger for...
39 cent!
at mcdonalds (baby!)
and i wish it was wednesday so i could get a hamburger for..
29 cent!
at mcdonalds(at mcdonalds) (baby!)

We will fight alone just as we use to do in those days
alright fight just like we used to.

i was talkin to this girl, they say she want to kick it.
i bust a nut in her eyeball and say u full of bull shit
then she look at me and she say fuck you.
i say no swear i have to go to school.
im a happy chinese boy, i have alot to talk about
try to argue wit me i say get the hell out!
i likea old school, i likea new school,
mygirlfriend like my name, Nihon Tai Mai Shu
if want to take a look, i like to eat jaokk
what the hell make you say bookbookbook
i take my skill serious and always not for fun
i like to eat chao fun and hor zhou yee wan ton

chinese student go to school early in the morning
and I like to play kick ball inside the school yard
chinese student do homework and they study real hard
i walk by these good looking girls
they say you smell like moth ball!

wow you do fight well
yeah whatever dude jus gimme a fuckin marlboro lights.

(Chourus)

all my real chinese throw your hands up throw your head up
all my real live chinese people throw your heads up
hong kong people throw your heads up throw those head up throw your head up
chinese people, japanese people, every people
throw your hand up

we wire! I am a warrior! we flashing on them!
i got 4's 4's so u kids no going
i am real hard! peace outside! damn u! U know what im say.

[liquidkristal]

shut the fuck up

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[Therapist]

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[kunta kinte]

Originally Posted by liquidkristal

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[oVeRmYhEaD]

i teach you how to shut the fuck up

[ServOh]

Shit thread

[hobart]

y hate

[legacy404]

wow thats as old as the internet

[Queen Pee(nis)]

Originally Posted by liquidkristal

shut the fuck up

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[gg next]

bark with me if you're my dog

[rizla]

I give this thread my official shit stamp.

[-espionage-]

worst flows ever...

whatchu rappin for?

you know.. so i can get some steady bitches and hoez
and candy for my nose
and some diamond stones
and roll with tha chrome






we need food

[Gandalf]

wow, 1997 here we come..

[fuck hampshire]

Originally Posted by liquidkristal

shut the fuck up

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[mistahmilla]

Originally Posted by The Fapist

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