So what happens if you put someone in a microwave oven?

[SpaceBadger]

Im really curious as to which part blows up 1st, or do we just rot inside and after going out from the oven everything rots and falls apart. My down syndrome neighbour put he's cat once in the microwave oven and it blew up.

[cheloo]

microwaves simply cause water molecules to vibrate, creating heat. doing it on a living thing wouldn't not be a pretty sight.




fake edit: unless it's a cat

[Abu]

u should test it on urself and let us know

[templar34]

If you put someone in the microwave, the first thing that happens is the door doesn't shut

[[JT]]

Originally Posted by Isadouchebaglowlife

[pyramid]

Originally Posted by templar34

If you put someone in the microwave, the first thing that happens is the door doesn't shut

yeah, who has a walk in microwave?

[templar34]

Originally Posted by pyramid

yeah, who has a walk in microwave?

The Russians.
 In Soviet Russia, microwave walk into YOU 

[Abu]

Originally Posted by pyramid

yeah, who has a walk in microwave?

i wish i had a walk in microwave.

i'd invite ze jews over am i rite

[oFFaL]

Originally Posted by Abu

i wish i had a walk in microwave.

i'd invite ze jews over am i rite

u r rite...as long as it doesnt have the "oven" setting...then its a hate crime

[2slow]

It would kill them. If you're lucky and you can watch a flock of birds fly past a large airports radar installation, you can see them just drop out of the sky as they are zapped by the radar.

[ATM Banana]

don't we fly past those same radar stations when we take off and land?

[2slow]

Yeah however the power level reduces by the inverse square of the distance, so the energy that reaches you is hundreds or thousands times less than what zaps the birds. And you have a giant aluminum faraday cage surrounding you.

Originally Posted by ATM Banana

don't we fly past those same radar stations when we take off and land?

[masamune]

I heard your eyes explode first.

[dipshit.]

Originally Posted by Whatsisname

Yeah however the power level reduces by the inverse square of the distance, so the energy that reaches you is hundreds or thousands times less than what zaps the birds. And you have a giant aluminum faraday cage surrounding you.

AKA: metal mesh ?

Back on topic, I recall a story my uncle told me about a friend of his that put a kitten in the microwave for 3 or 4 seconds. The poor thing never grew far from it's kitten state, but that was the only adverse effect.....that they knew of,at least.

[2slow]

do your own research

en.wikipedia.org

Originally Posted by royjr

AKA: metal mesh ?