HEY, who likes Hot Dogs?!

[Blow-Hard]

I like em with pickles and relish, one time, at Yankee Stadium I ordered 12 hot dogs!

12 hot dogs!?

Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking, how could one man eat 12 hot dogs!? You can't do it Norm! You can't!


Anyways, I was the assflute that gave birth to your Daddy's baby. I got your dad pregnant. I fucked his ass so hard that it split in three places. My hamsters found their way into his broken ass, and they slowly stimulated him to the biggest load of his life. He blew it all over your face when you were born kid. I was there. I saw it all. It was magnificent, a wave of bleach white semen, hitting you in your little baby face.


Anyways, I'm drunk and high right now. So sue me. Just be glad I graced you with my presence, I am bigger than John Lennon, Gandhi, and Mt. Everest combined. I will topple your 12k desk with my mad Gibson skills. And in the process, Hirivo will draw awesome cartoons of me, and I will splooge in his face as revenge.

For the love of God, don't tell Tub-Boy I'm here. That guy has problems.

[enozix]

i love hot dogs in my butt

no really though awesome thread man

[mistahmilla]

woah.. a serious thread.. i almost sniped this with "hey who wants to STFU"

[Vividus]

Gee golly, can't say I really like hotdogs!

[slicedoranges]

umm cheese pickles and the picklesssss on my pickles...yes no no no no..umm cheese extra picklesssss..and the picklessss extra picklesssssssss cheese ..chicken tenders..

[Bob Ewbanks]

I like my Hot Dog smeared with mayonnaise and topped with sauerkraut.

[Blow-Hard]

This is better than that time I started the 605 page post on Hardforums, about Starcraft: Ghost.

Anyways, I'm so looking to rob a white man. I don't trust whitie, he steals my eskimos. And when I think he has stopped, he just steals my women.

And man, Asians are hard to import. They so expensive, but love me long time. I love their little squinty eyes, espiecally when I orally stimulate them, with, you know, my penis.

L):L

[swoop]

I havn't had a hot dog in a long time and usually avoid them unless someone is paying and it's rude to say no or the only other option for food is human flesh.

[Blow-Hard]

In all seriousness, I like my hot dogs cooked over an open fire, preferably in the Boundary Waters. I like em nice and done, crisp or black, it really doesn't matter around the campfire. I put a ton of mustard on my dogs, chop up some onions for them too. So good with some Boisenberry and Tequila, and a bowl of dank. Good times.

[growler]

only inserted into my asshole

[Bob Ewbanks]

Perfect Hot Dog

Sesame seed encusted bun
Perfectly grilled footlong wiener.
Melted cheese
Ketchup
Mustard
Green Pickle Relish
Mayonnaise
Grilled, diced onions
Pickles
Napkins, you'll need em.

[swoop]

Hot dogs
Armour hot dogs
everybody loves hotdogs
Fat kids skinny kids
kids who climb on rocks
tough kids, sissy kids
Even kids with chicken pox
love hot dogs
armour hotdogs
They're best dogs kids all love

I'm sure that's wrong but it just popped into my head.

[rCeAaNd_tYhOiUs]

i work at an outlet mall, and the hotdog lady here is a fucking HOT 32 year old

she wants my dick, but i wont give it up, so she buys me lunch, or gives me free shit from the hotdog stand

[cockholster]

debbie does dallas hotdog charity fundraising scene...FTMFW

[malamute face]

i'm eating a hot dog. it's fun.