Email from crazy people

[Soybomb]

So I was talking to a friend tonight and apparently in the relatively few years since I graduated high school one of my classmates has went from seemingly normal to crackpot crazy. Here is an email he sent to my friend. Its an interesting read. Who is up for some goat games?
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Subject: the intel care package or the whore of babylon (figure it out)
Date: Mon, 27 Feb 2006 10:46:16 -0600


I'm really sorry about the past two weeks, but its dawned on me that I need a direction to toss my trash at, cause I need to bitch and get this shit off my chest, or as JayZ has said, brush the dirt off of my shoulder, and trust me we do have 99 problems. Here's my joke, Devil plays games. See if you take Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" and you play it backwards it'll tell ya bout 4 times to worship Satan. What's that mean, well whichever member died probably did sell his soul to the Devil to make money. Did they die at 27, probably but I don't know. The magic numbers always been 27 and Hendrix and Joplin and Morrison and all those entertainers back in the 60s and 70s are just proof.

Why am I telling you this, cause I just figured it'd give you guys something to read and laugh about, and the whole deception is everyone would tell you I'm crazy and stay away from me, cause I'm the Devil, muhahaha, bottomline is you don't even have to read this shit if you don't want to, it's just kinda interesting but its about the most terrifying thing the planet is ever gonna know. The entire rhyme to the riddle is we are in World War 3, when did that begin 99, that's what Nostradomus said:

"In the year 1999 and seven months (july),
A great King of Terror will come from the sky (Bin Laden),
He will bring back the great King Genghis Khan.
Before and after Mars rules happily"

I think I've got that picked apart. I'd take a stab at the whole thing having to do with Sept. 11th and that's probably about the time that those terrorists that did what they did that day, left whatever terrorist camp it was. Now, I guess Genghis is coming back, problem with Genghis is Genghis only tried to take over the world, and damn near succeeded, until he fell off his horse and well that's a Young Frankstein joke too (I think).

Now here's where shit went wrong:

Revelation Chapter 17

17:1 And there came one of the seven angels which had the seven vials, and talked with me, saying unto me, Come hither; I will shew unto thee the judgment of the great whore that sitteth upon many waters:

17:2 With whom the kings of the earth have committed fornication, and the inhabitants of the earth have been made drunk with the wine of her fornication.

17:3 So he carried me away in the spirit into the wilderness: and I saw a woman sit upon a scarlet coloured beast, full of names of blasphemy, having seven heads and ten horns.

17:4 And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication:

17:5 And upon her forehead was a name written, MYSTERY, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH.

17:6 And I saw the woman drunken with the blood of the saints, and with the blood of the martyrs of Jesus: and when I saw her, I wondered with great admiration.

17:7 And the angel said unto me, Wherefore didst thou marvel? I will tell thee the mystery of the woman, and of the beast that carrieth her, which hath the seven heads and ten horns.

17:8 The beast that thou sawest was, and is not; and shall ascend out of the bottomless pit, and go into perdition: and they that dwell on the earth shall wonder, whose names were not written in the book of life from the foundation of the world, when they behold the beast that was, and is not, and yet is.

17:9 And here is the mind which hath wisdom. The seven heads are seven mountains, on which the woman sitteth.

17:10 And there are seven kings: five are fallen, and one is, and the other is not yet come; and when he cometh, he must continue a short space.

17:11 And the beast that was, and is not, even he is the eighth, and is of the seven, and goeth into perdition.

17:12 And the ten horns which thou sawest are ten kings, which have received no kingdom as yet; but receive power as kings one hour with the beast.

17:13 These have one mind, and shall give their power and strength unto the beast.

17:14 These shall make war with the Lamb, and the Lamb shall overcome them: for he is Lord of lords, and King of kings: and they that are with him are called, and chosen, and faithful.

17:15 And he saith unto me, The waters which thou sawest, where the whore sitteth, are peoples, and multitudes, and nations, and tongues.

17:16 And the ten horns which thou sawest upon the beast, these shall hate the whore, and shall make her desolate and naked, and shall eat her flesh, and burn her with fire.

17:17 For God hath put in their hearts to fulfil his will, and to agree, and give their kingdom unto the beast, until the words of God shall be fulfilled.

17:18 And the woman which thou sawest is that great city, which reigneth over the kings of the earth.

Now I've got this picked apart too, I think. The whole thing is the Roman Empire, which is the obvious of it, and well it informs you that it's Babylon (Iraq) as well. That thing up there keeps coming back to this planet, because the Lamb (Jesus Christ) has not returned. I'm assuming that the Lamb has to clean the damn thing before it goes to hell. Basically, I think that thing up there is what bit us in the ass on Sept. 11th. It did the same thing with Pearl Harbor, it probably caused World War 1 the bombing of Archduke Francis Ferdinand, and well the obvious one is Nero fiddling while Rome burns. Basically, the whore of babylon is really fucking dumb. You don't allow something damned to make major decisions and well the whole deception about the entire thing is that we can't do a fucking thing about any of it, and its gonna come back around, and slowly but surely wind up sitting where babylon once stood, because I think God thinks it'll be funny to knock the shit out of the thing, which that's Chapter 18.

Now the wisdom is 7 mountains, and well the antichrist of the beast hates the fucking thing, and well the whole simple solution to explaining that is that the moutains are probably nothing more but money, and well the 7 damned moutains probably work off of the seven deadly sins, and we just sit there and feed the things money. Here's my theory.

The 7 moutains:

1. Entertainment (Sports included)
2. Business
3. Drugs
4. Cops
5. Bars
6. School
7. Hospitals

The 8th is the Church, which is the only one I know I'm solid on, but that's just because when we all sit there and think the world ends, it has alot to do with that whore, manipulating religion overseas. Why we probably don't even need to worry about the thing? That's the problem, we've got one of the mark's of the beast in this country:

Revelation 13

13:16 And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads:

13:17 And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

13:18 Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.

Now I've had the mark of the beast that they put in their foreheads picked apart for a while. That's something called psychotronics.....basically if I can identify numbers that correspond to your brain, I can monitor your brain with a computer, regardless of where you are on this planet, probably with a satellite or something. I think the other mark of the beast is all medicine. Basically, if I stick a computer chip in your right hand, I can monitor your body 24/7 which would cause you to live longer and be healthier and all that mumbo jumbo. GUESS WHAT? I've found that in this country and that's one of the 10 kings playing a game over here from overseas. Now the antichrist is Al-Queda, and I'd assume that part of the 10 kings is another terrorist organization called Hezbollah or "The party of God". They own Iran and Syria, and well as the story goes, the Russians probably funded the whole damn thing without knowing. Same way we did the same thing in Afghan to fight off communism. Now the whole things solved, the bible tells you that one, and I know the feds will shut down that king in this country, but my major problem right now are those 7 mountains. We've had that thing in this country probably since 1776.

That 7th king that they inform the planet not to run but a short time, was Lee Harvey Oswald. Oswald went to Russia in the 50's, Oswald met a woman, the woman was probably a KGB spy and Oswald didn't give a shit. Oswald sold the Russians the plans to the U2 spy plane. The Russians shot down the spy plane. And dumb Oswald and dumb wife came back to the United States of America. Oswald kills Kennedy. And then Oswald is reminded that it's always "Lookout Moutains Ruby Falls". What's the joke? In Chatanooga, TN, there's a mountain called lookout mountain and a little tourist trap referred to as Ruby Falls, see everyone knows See Rock City, that's probably another rhyme to the riddle too. Now, Ruby Falls is nothing other than a giant cave with a bunch of cool rock formations. They take you on a tour of the cave, and at the end you sit down in this movie theater like thing for about 10 minutes and they put a light show on through a waterfall. I mean it's pretty cool....but they probably coulda came up with a better idea.......that whore of babylon reminds you of this.

I found that 7th king and I'm not happy. It's dead now, which it needed to die, but the whole problem is psychology. We learn from ourselves and well we're all little sleeper cells in ourselves. We sin, we have malfunctions, and we blow up ourselves, that's obvious. Now, I've got it solved, whatever touched the damn thing, get's to go back to the house of pain, cause the bible pretty much tells you that one. Now, I'd tell the little rabbits to run, and remind the rabbits of Saint Nick and coal, but they're smarter than that, and all the rabbits need to do is go back to the "bottomless pit" and "jump around". The government did that once and that was probably Oswald. Everyone knows they shut down Dallas the day Kennedy died, so we'd be insane not to assume the JFK was probably doing shit he shouldn't of been doing. The government isn't that dumb.

There's the 7th, it's the authorities. It doesn't make the cops iggnorant, it just reminds the cops that a dumbass will appear and do something really stupid again and they'll have to solve it.

What's my problem? I found the thing and I don't know if I need to do anything about it. All 7 kings have passed away, but my problem is the abominations. I'd be insane if I assumed the whole thing would just solve itself when the 7 kings affected alot of things, the abominations affected alot of things, and well I just sit here and can't do shit, cause I'm "insane" or I'm a "drug addict" or whatever the hell anyone else from Southern Illinois would tell you. So.........have you figured this out yet?

The whole joke is ambiguity, or double meaning. It's in everything and we normally as humans toss our psychological garbage out 24/7 and it rubs off on everything and inside of it all there's little hidden messages, and pictures and smily faces and sometimes hand grenades. Now close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades, but they forgot slow dancing and trust me, close counts alot in slow dancing, and I think because of Oswald we don't get stiffy's anymore, that's guys for you.

There's 6 rhymes the riddles here. The 7th is mine, because that's the one I get to play with, cause trust me, life's just a game and it's CandyLand time. To Toys R Us I go...........

Now marvel to behold the beast......hmmmmm. Basically by now if you've read this whole thing, you can probably figure out if you are damned........or going to heaven which trust me "the man" wants to know if your going to heaven cause "the man" is going to go to hell ok........the problem is "the man" doesn't want to go to the house of pain and well that's just because "the man" needs to be playing the "jump around song" somewhere else. That's the secret.

Now here's my other problem.....it's to damn late and I think was in 1999, so I can't do anything about any of this....all this is a little interesting story that I found and now you have found too....for your reading enjoyment. Now, if we'd all pull our maps out, doesn't Southern Illinois look like an upside down pyramid. They're got alot of history down there and the history is pretty impressive too, slavery, mafia, you name it, you know its been there. Southern Illinois had the babylonian whore hidden in it, and all of Southern Illinois for all I'd ever know right now is nothing other than a book that needs to be written, or something that needs to be psychologically analyzed or I really don't know, someone else needs to solve the thing, I got caught playing games with the 7th king, you have to play games with the 7th king, but then again, you have to realize the 7th king will come back and play games with you. I got a DUI and a battery charge, and my car broken into, and a hospital trip, and another hospital trip, and another hospital trip, and all kinds of fun stories for all anyone would ever care about. What did you get? Hopefully not a damn thing. Now, my joke's this, you keep this to yourself and don't start forwarding this shit around. Why? YOU SETOFF A SLEEPER CELL OVER THIS BULLSHIT.............................AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'D DO. Probably off to gitmo you go, although they're shutting these things down. I probably need to remind myself not to setoff a sleeper cell too.

Honestly the damn thing may not even be in the country yet..................but well let's all pretend for a second that we can find the guy and I'll bang my head against the wall, cause I've been trying to find Mr. 7th king for a while so Mr. 7th king can have a fun time..........I didn't find him and ran out of time.

Now, for the damage control portion...its academy awards time There's alot of fingers that got pointed down in this shithole town and everyone would probably just point a finger at City Hall and tell them to fix this......I played that game already and they reminded me.....that there was no game. That was July of 2003, what were you up to. Personally, a certain police officer didn't have anything to do with any of this, and all that mumbo jumbo was just a personal problem I had over a gf and I finally figured it was apology time, so that some people can hopefully get over some things. Secondly, I know things......I'm not gonna say things....but you'd be deceived to tell yourself that "they don't already know". Now, they say I have a big mouth, that's fine, say what you wish.......I can have a big mouth if people would like to get me involved in this again, and this right here is how my big mouth works. I've had it with the gossip game, that people like to play with me, I've had it with the Bs that they say to me, if you'd like to take me up on a game again, do yourself a favor, and go to Toys R Us and buy that dream date game with the telephone cause I love gossip guru's. I'm male....yes I did just check to make sure I still am.....and I know women who like to dig up dirt....so here's another reminder again....you keep the women out of this as well......or they will start playing games too.....thats been obvious for a while. I'm done with the gossip game and I'm hanging up my gossip handcuffs.....actually I passed the gossip handcuffs off......but if you ID my cool gossip spy I will have a fun time with you.........and trust me that is a promise......and I don't want to have to play the game anymore......that's my hope......that's my goal of this.......I hate the game.......and I have came up with a name for the game....and it is 'The Goat Game".........i love goats......cows were better.....but all I found were goats. Now for my 3rd award here........a apology to those of you that haven't heard from me for a while.....I've been busy up here.......I've been writing........I've tried to keep out of people's hair.......and I did that for a reason.......why.........I don't know........I have had a headache and needed a long vacation.....was what I told myself......yes right now I am insane.....but then again someone wanted to play the goat game with me in this shithole town over the weekend and I reminded the town that I will take them up on the goat game if they goat game wrong.....and trust me......i win the goat game.....ok.......i don't have much to do right now...........there are ways to play goat games.......and there are ways not to play goat games.........i have alot of free time......and i know.....thats what you should tell yourself......its a joke.....and I'm just sorry......I just needed sometime to myself cause of my headache. If you can't figure that out...don't worry about it....that just tells me and you that we're cool. Kinda like half baked, except I'm not selling drugs, just stories. I am sorry about the BS I pulled up here.....and down there......and everywhere......but the secret was......leave me be.....I had a headache.....someone else had a stomach ache......and because that someone had a stomach ache and I had a headache......I think I've figured it all out. Either I needed to bring the ache together.......or both ache's needed time by themselves.......I'll figure that one out too......once again if you don't get it.....we're cool. You had better not get the damn joke....if you get the damn joke....it might be goat game time......trust me

For my 4th award..........are you thinking about goat gaming.............? cause you win my 4th award if you are......

For my 5th award...........I don't care.......if you hate me and think differently of me....you can go sit over there.....and find a goat.....and sleep with the goat for all I give a shit.....personally I won't tell anyone.....and I've told people for a while....if they have a headache or a stomach ache or maybe their toe hurts.....they are more than welcome to come visit me up here. I do allow people to come visit my tourist trap I have setup......up here.....its fun.......there are slides.....and whistles.....and a roller coaster........complete with a train that runs around the whole thing............and I call it Goat Land.

For my 6th award......its buy or sell time........here is what you buy.........mentadent is good for teeth, fixodent works too but I'm not certain cause I don't use fixodent. McHughs is a great place to eat and Arby's is not where it is......trust me.......probably something to do with taste buds. Jimmy Johns delivers late at night.....so at least you can always get a sandwhich. I hate Wal-mart, but that's because one day, they will own the planet.....and we will be paying them rent more than we are now. Down with Wal-mart up with I don't know....its all corporate and we're deceived to say we aren't owned. That's my opinion.

For my 7th award.......up there ^ is my 7th award.......there's some interesting shit in the whole thing and every person can learn from that little chapter of the bible is what I've figured out. Now, this was kindergarten obvious but then again, some people never have gotten out of fucking pre-school. When you have to make a major decision, think about what that decision will do......(why i even have to bother telling people this....I have no fucking clue)......now there are things that will happen do to every decision you ever make.........(goats are funny, if you don't laugh when you watch cops, you might get it).............the easiest way to solve this problem is to not goat (don't lie, or steal, or step on a human toe......the problem is....when they step on your toe.....you are deceived to tell yourself you should just let it go......goats are funny........that right there is the golden fucking rule and he who owns the gold will rule your ass was what it always was). Now I'm not here to teach lessons, I didn't have a good weekend, I've freaked some people out, I've got people thinking I'm insane, my joke is I'm glad they're even wasting their time thinking about me right now.....cause I found my stomach ache Thursday to get rid of my headache I've had for 3 years. That's my secret....whats yours.

Now, personally I hope I entertained you a little bit....and if this entertained you, there are more jokes out there.......and to be completely honest with you....that holy bible has some damn good jokes in it too. Now, I have showed you what I referr to as that goat game that happened down there, which game people DUI's and headache's cause it was nothing but a bunch of schoolgirls who wanted to spread rumors to see what it would do. You do not play the Harvey game is the correct answer. We all sin, and commit crimes and that BS, but the golden rule really is the secret. I know people have to lie, I know people have to steal and play little games to amuse themselves, but there's a way to do it and a way not to do it and I figured that one out then. I'm not going to name names here, I could, I could be the dick of fucking the whole pot if you'd like me to. I'm not here to sway your opinion about me, if you hate me, fine, get over it and delete the damn e-mail. I've had a problem and I've needed someone to turn to, alot of people struck out, cause they just wouldn't listen to me........what does that mean.....there's another puzzle there.

I'm just sorry, if I fucked your life up somewhere in there, I'm sorry, I really am, that's why we're all human, and we fuck up each others lives as it is. I'm not making an excuse in the world. I jumped on the hand grenade a long time ago, and there really hasn't been anything to see here, other than the fact that I just needed someone to talk to. I found the stomach ache so I'm not to worried about it and well my headaches gone for the time being.

Why am I rambling.....you'll figure that out later on. I hope you really don't, but we'd all be decieved to tell ourselves we won't wind up finding the whore of babylon playing games somewhere in here with us. The truth is right here, I found the whore of babylon in this shithole town, ok. I told you guys to stay away, my own damn way....and that's where I'm at. The things dead, its not in this shithole town anymore, some people still think it is. Was it really there, well no.......not really.....but it affected that town.....and its been out for a while.....and I know things.....that's my problem. The truth of the story is C-town pissed the DEA off. Someone opened their jaw, and someone flushed drugs down the toilet, who, I don't know......but since someone flushed drugs down the toilet.......and someone told someone else that I was the one that opened my jaw......which I'll just say I did cause we'd all be deceived to tell ourselves that sometimes we don't say dumb things........someone put my dumbass in between a rock and a hard place....that was 2000 fucking 3 ok, grow up. I think everyone knows that story.

Now for the good story.......

I don't know who was doing things in that little town that shouldn't have been, but I found something.......and that something will come find you in the night if you want to play the drug game ok.

Now think and stare right here for a little while, this is how you get that phone call from that true love you've been waiting on at 11:11 or something




Someone brought the CIA into town...........now get scared.........

I know your names, they know your names, and I'm not going to play the goat game here. I don't know who saw anything.....I'm pretty damn certain they don't either......but if anyone looked somewhere they shouldn't have.....I can assure you....you will be in a world of pain....you do not blow federal agents covers.....did I really need to tell anyone that. Now I think I know why they were there, and you all can figure that one out on your own if you give a shit. I'm not worried about it anymore and all anyone told me was that they didn't want to know which was the safest way to play. Then this weekend, someone decided they wanted to know, and when they make decisions to tell themselves they want to know....they may find out. I'm not gonna knit the afghan but I know they will. That's an old fucking joke and I told it somewhere and be deceived. ONE MORE TIME SINCE CAPTAIN OBVIOUS FINALLY CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET, YOU DO NOT BLOW FEDERAL AGENTS COVERS.......UNDERSTOOD. I love this country, i respect this country, and if you don't, for all i give a shit, buy a bus ticket and get your dumbass to Canada ok, blame that fucking country for all I give a shit. Now you can all write your congressman, and pretend they give a shit too, they're just doing the same thing you are, working. When I'm at work, personal shit doesn't matter to me, and I don't want to hear the bitching unless its coming from my stomach ache and you better be really fucking nice to my stomach ache or goat games will be fun ok. If captain obvious wants to come out of the closet again, I will shake some skeletons out of there without opening my damn mouth, so do yourself a favor now and get pissed off and make this fucking easier ok. I want to know where the fucking NOC NOC joke is, why cause I'm going to solve it and no one is going to jail, understand. Now if you don't want to tell me where the mission impossible game is down there, they might come and find it for you, I don't know, but ask me if I do. You all just tell yourself that we're playing a harvey game here, cause I'm having a fun time watching everyone stare at Lee Harvey Oswalds wife and watching them not do a damn thing about this again. I know she's hot.....I'd do her too....but well I don't know. Maybe I just need to fuck oswalds wife, cause oswalds wife might fucking tell me. I'm through sleeping around though, cause that's been my joke. I will repeat this one more time for those just tuning in, there ain't shit to see here, but some little punkasses are telling themselves there are, my stomach ache knows there ain't nothing to see here, and my fucking headache will come back so I'm just gonna sit here and I'm gonna write some more and we're all going to smile at each other and pretend like nothing happened, that's the secret. Does captain obvious want to come out of the closet again, cause I know Oswalds wife is down there and I want her to shut her fucking trap. That is all.

There my friends is what happened, I think the whole damn thing is hilarious cause some people down there think they're in the major leagues when they ain't nothing but fucking spectators. Go sell drugs..........

Now I need to figure out another joke and send this damn thing......that's what I'm thinking....so there's a freebie and I'll wait for someone to start playing chess with me, cause trust me, it's not checkmated, you are allowed to make a move after a checkmate.

If anyone was entained by this , they can sign up for my newsletter by e-mailing George Bush and telling him how much you love the United States of America. Trust me, bush lied. Why did he lie? Just tell yourself bush lied and pretend Bush knew, and pretend the CIA knew, point some fingers and buy a clue ok. Now bitch to congress again, and well I don't know. I've just thought the town of this shithole town is cute for a while and there are others and well that's where I stand and I'm sure I'm not the only one thinking this way, but then again maybe I am.

[redhotfanboy]

TEAL DEER

[JLowry]

Originally Posted by redhotfanboy

TEAL DEER

[G1GY]

Like anyone's going to fucking read that!

[The Unflushable Turd]

Woah woah hold on nigga i can't readin all that shit.

[Soybomb]

You don't have to read all of it...every paragraph is its own individual morsel of funnay.

[growler]

no way I'm fucking reading that

[G1GY]

Originally Posted by Soybomb

You don't have to read all of it...every paragraph is its own individual morsel of funnay.

Condense and retry.

[dlink55]

it's meth, i'm positive.

[Soybomb]

Originally Posted by Fucknut

Condense and retry.

That's something called psychotronics.....basically if I can identify numbers that correspond to your brain, I can monitor your brain with a computer, regardless of where you are on this planet, probably with a satellite or something. I think the other mark of the beast is all medicine. Basically, if I stick a computer chip in your right hand, I can monitor your body 24/7 which would cause you to live longer and be healthier and all that mumbo jumbo. GUESS WHAT? I've found that in this country and that's one of the 10 kings playing a game over here from overseas. Now the antichrist is Al-Queda, and I'd assume that part of the 10 kings is another terrorist organization called Hezbollah or "The party of God". They own Iran and Syria, and well as the story goes, the Russians probably funded the whole damn thing without knowing. Same way we did the same thing in Afghan to fight off communism. Now the whole things solved, the bible tells you that one, and I know the feds will shut down that king in this country, but my major problem right now are those 7 mountains. We've had that thing in this country probably since 1776.

[f00ker]

what the fuck is wrong with you? Do you really expect anyone to fucking read that big ass thing with "lol words" on it?

Where are the cliffs man? This is genmay. I vote for b7

[CyN1CaL]

I tried reading some of it, but it's so poorly worded, I couldn't continue.

"Now, I guess Genghis is coming back, problem with Genghis is Genghis only tried to take over the world, and damn near succeeded, until he fell off his horse and well that's a Young Frankstein joke too (I think)."

This guy needs to go back to fucking high school english.

[Black Box]

longest post ever

[shockthemonkey]

Five years ago I quit <isp> and there was an angry young man who worked on my computer just before I left. His "work" has plagued me ever since. I am aged 70 and sick and cannot get information from the internet because red letters reading <isp> appear on my screen when I try to ask Health Companies, etc. to send me info on AutoImmune Hepatitis, Diabetes, Cirrhosis (I'm being operated on on 6/17)- I have all three of these diseases. Just tonight I'm getting the red gulping flag notifying me that my computer made an illegal move. I cannot order anything from any internet address because <isp> comes up when I hit the key to enter my email address, and it says email address unknown. (It's like a virus) (I have Norton) He put the <isp> but then put .com. So it doesn't recognize it. My heart is crying because I haven't any money to buy an entire new windows. I live alone. Should I throw out the whole computer in the trash? Isn't there a law to make <isp> pay for this evil? Where I live there's a director of computer services who worked at trying to remove the <isp> advertisement across the top of the screen. He was only able to remove one strip from one program. He said it would take forever to do them all. Please comment?If you know of any policing on this sort of thing, please type the title and address on an email for me, will you? So I can try for help? Thank you.

[shockthemonkey]

Sign your name! To receive an unsigned letter is aggravating to say the least. You think because I'm 70 and not well, that I'm childlike according to the para- graph you wrote below. I taught a year of computer to high school kids at Penncrest High School. I took six computer courses at Widener Univ. I worked at Boeing Helicopter in the Engineering Labs doing (among other things) charts on the computer. I organized, set up and composed a book on the computer and they put my name in the front. Etc etc. Don't tell me my problem is OK. It's not OK to me and if you don't know the answer just say so.

Your paragraph below insults my intelligence and I don't think you should be allowed to communicate with customers without signing your name. No other company does that:
It sounds like your browser says <isp> at the top of it or goes to the <isp> homepage. This isn't a bad thing, or a dangerous thing. Your computer should work fine regardless of that being there. I wouldnt worry about it right now. Illegal operation errors are normal for computers. That isn't all too serious of a problem. I really wouldn't worry about any of the <isp> stuff, it's pretty hardless.