Peeing In Bottles (lazy to go to the bathroom version)

refault · 03-15-2006, 01:44 PM

My friend used to do this and had a huge collection of water bottles (20oz) filled with piss (full, around 15 bottles) stored in his closet because he was too lazy to throw them away and his bathroom was only like 10 steps away from his room.

His mom found them and was like

, almost threw up and got really mad. Lol.

I personally have never been this lazy. Anyone else?

growler · 03-15-2006, 01:45 PM

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

AstroOtter · 03-15-2006, 01:45 PM

I simply pee in my mouth. No messy containers to deal with.

Duke Fleed · 03-15-2006, 01:45 PM

lolol they do that in this country i once visited, crazy

edit: alcohlism, littering, pee bottles that were littered.

ck · 03-15-2006, 01:46 PM

this is such a hot story.

_adam · 03-15-2006, 01:46 PM

I simply pee in AstroOtter's mouth. No messy containers to deal with.

Hoglysis · 03-15-2006, 01:47 PM

I sometimes shit my pants and let it fester there so I can show the mildly attractive nurse at the clinic my rash.

Duke Fleed · 03-15-2006, 01:47 PM

nalatalahi eleykum

RiderOnTheStorm · 03-15-2006, 01:49 PM

I at least expect credit on this one.

Bluesultan · 03-15-2006, 01:49 PM

dumb and dumber...cop drinking piss

dextertheorphan · 03-15-2006, 01:51 PM

Dudes you so don't understand the full concept behind pissing in a bottle. What you were supposed to do is piss in a bottle, seal, let it sit there for a couple of months so the stank can develop, attach M80, put on unsuspecting neighbors porch, light fuse and get away.

FTW

detachment2702 · 03-15-2006, 01:53 PM

I do this.... no really... my closet smells like urine... i should probably clean it out soon

Jester · 03-15-2006, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dextertheorphan

Dudes you so don't understand the full concept behind pissing in a bottle. What you were supposed to do is piss in a bottle, seal, let it sit there for a couple of months so the stank can develop, attach M80, put on unsuspecting neighbors porch, light fuse and get away.

FTW

hmmm.....

Detman101 · 03-15-2006, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by refault

My friend used to do this and had a huge collection of water bottles (20oz) filled with piss (full, around 15 bottles) stored in his closet because he was too lazy to throw them away and his bathroom was only like 10 steps away from his room.

His mom found them and was like

, almost threw up and got really mad. Lol.

I personally have never been this lazy. Anyone else?

holy cow, I haven't seen you around since 2003.

Do you look like a boy or grow pubes yet?

refault · 03-15-2006, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detman101

holy cow, I haven't seen you around since 2003.

Do you look like a boy or grow pubes yet?

, yeah I've mostly been active in Altered [M]inds as the resident pharmaceutical pharmacology guy.

I've grown pubes a long time ago and no longer look like a boy. lol.

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03-15-2006, 01:45 PM	#2

ck one of you rich motherfuckers needs to buy me a title. I need a title, dammit -<3 Heathen-Yak	this is such a hot story. __________________ aada1ba7604b BALLA for life, son.
03-15-2006, 01:46 PM	#5

Hoglysis I want to lix0r thechix0r <3 Hoglysis	I sometimes shit my pants and let it fester there so I can show the mildly attractive nurse at the clinic my rash. __________________ elementBAM has two dads. Does this mean immaculate conception and the second coming? Armageddon just got sexy.
03-15-2006, 01:47 PM	#7

RiderOnTheStorm Stapler makes me hard	I at least expect credit on this one. __________________ Aphrodite is my intarweb wifey <3 Adopted noob: senzafine. Be nice. "Matt, make an RSS feed of this guy's posts." -GavinZac
03-15-2006, 01:49 PM	#9

AstroOtter	I simply pee in my mouth. No messy containers to deal with. __________________ I am: Master of the Flying Guillotine AND Keyser Söze Lone member of the Ford Freestyle Club
03-15-2006, 01:45 PM	#3

Duke Fleed	lolol they do that in this country i once visited, crazy edit: alcohlism, littering, pee bottles that were littered.
03-15-2006, 01:45 PM	#4

_adam	I simply pee in AstroOtter's mouth. No messy containers to deal with. __________________ lol internets!
03-15-2006, 01:46 PM	#6

Bluesultan ungrateful prick	dumb and dumber...cop drinking piss
03-15-2006, 01:49 PM	#10

dextertheorphan	Dudes you so don't understand the full concept behind pissing in a bottle. What you were supposed to do is piss in a bottle, seal, let it sit there for a couple of months so the stank can develop, attach M80, put on unsuspecting neighbors porch, light fuse and get away. FTW
03-15-2006, 01:51 PM	#11

detachment2702 mini-KUANGLONG	I do this.... no really... my closet smells like urine... i should probably clean it out soon
03-15-2006, 01:53 PM	#12