Damn you!! (mp3 and pic)

[isajeep]

I got to work around 2pm yesterday, and these two chicks came in from out of town around the same time that I did. They were supposed to be apartment hunting, but they stopped in the bar for a beer or two and ended up staying until around 7pm. I could've easily fucked both of them (and one I probably definitely will) but I couldn't get anyone to cover my shift, not a sinlge person. And they wouldn't cut my bar, despite the fact that the main bar could've handled it all. I got cockblocked by my job and friends.
I should explain, that one chick had a gorgeous face and nice breast, but she didn't have any ass whatsoever, and the other one had an ass but not the worlds best face. The pretty one looks like Amanda Peet, google her. This is the voicemail she left me. For the record I'm standing with her while she's leaving it, I think you can hear me laugh at the very end.
http://www.bookandblade.com/sound/danielle.mp3


Note: The shit after this line has nothing to do with the two girls above.

When I got off work, (about 9:30) me and one of my boys went out to have a drink, and a lot of my other friends(guys and girls) were already there from working various bars in the area. There was also a table of Mary Kay reps, ages ranging from I'd guess late twenties to late thirties. A bunch of fuckin' soccer moms. One of the Mary Kay reps came up to me (she was the hottest and probably the oldest ) And she was like, "you don't remember me from last week do you?" Of course I didn't, but then she jogged my memory and she told me what other bartender I was working with (he was also their last night, but she hadn't seen him yet) and what day it was and how annoying her husband was. Lets just say by the end of the night we were judging a Mary Kay ass shaking contest, and I ended up back at the Hyatt with them.

They had two rooms, and I guess all of them didn't get a long and the lady that recognized me from the time she came in my job was all over me, showing me her tattoo on her back and putting my hand on her ass and her hand on my dick. She was also the newest one, and girls will be girls, so there was a little bit of a beef between some of them. Anyway they were leaving the bar and going back to their hotel, and the married chick that was all over me, was just leaving, but I didn't care because she was married...I mean I don't go out and try to fuck married women. Of course the main chick that was beefing with her was like come to the hotel with us.

Me being the chap that I am, I went with them. On the walk over there, the married chick looked at me and said "if she doesn't give you some, I'm sorry." Of course this pissed the chick that pulled me over there off, and they all started arguing. Long story short, the chick that pulled me over there gave me a blowjob and was going to fuck me, but the two other women that were staying in the room with her, all came back to the room and said that they had all decided that I should leave, but they were sorry.



Only pic I could get without looking like the weirdo that I am.

[synaesthesia]

this is a pic i took last thursday

http://x003.uploaderx.net/x/CIMG3441.jpg nsfw

[superllamapoop]

cliffs for the reading impaired?

[Bluesultan]

^ B&

edit: not llamapoop, gylenhall

[synaesthesia]

Originally Posted by Bluesultan

^ B&

you dont like avril?

[vinividivici]

wow, i read all of that.

cliffs-

1. isajeep is a pimp. (he has enough range to pull soccer moms)

[shockthemonkey]

im confused

what did they look like?

[Bluesultan]

Originally Posted by Jake Gyllenhaal

you dont like avril?

i like avril...i don't like looking at that when i'm at work

[shockthemonkey]

Originally Posted by Jake Gyllenhaal

this is a pic i took last thursday

[img]http://x003.uploaderx.net/x/CIMG3441.jpg[/ig]

.....?

please tell me thats not a chop

[M-Unit]

thats badass. well written too. did she say sex friends in that voicemail? I was having a hard time hearing what she was saying. Could you paraphrase what she said for me?

this is such a good example of a good thread. Isajeep got pics, audio and a good story.

[ArmorForSleep]

i want to trade my life with isajeep's

[Gene Simmons]

I take it the girls name was danielle?

[TheCrazzyman]

no pics of said girls?



lol

[M-Unit]

so she looked roughly like this

[Dingleberry Larry]

Originally Posted by isajeep

Only pic I could get without looking like the weirdo that I am.

She was a hefty one, eh?