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Pierdolcie sie
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So you arms end at the elbows and legs at your hips....
And you dont want to live anymore. You dont want to tell your friends to kill you, cause you dont want them to live with a murder. What do you do?
1. Somehow prop yourself with your sticks and jump out of a high floor balcony/window/whatever. 2. Somehow glue a real gun to your sticks call the cops and commit a suicide by a cop(leave them a note saying that you wanted to die and they have no legal/mental responsibilities) 3. Roll yourself into an oncoming truck/train/car/plane 4. Profit 5. Strap C4 to yourself 6. Somehow drop yourself into a tub/toilet bowl full of water and drown I would probably go with the suicide by a cop. Just make sure he shoots me in the head.  The handiman, hes awesome. |
03-29-2006, 04:50 PM
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I'm a stupid jew that likes to get plowed in the ass by big black guys on Flatbush Avenue
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stop making threads you fuck. FUCK
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03-29-2006, 04:50 PM
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I'LL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF!
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03-29-2006, 04:51 PM
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Yarrr me hearties!
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7. Read this thread.
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03-29-2006, 04:51 PM
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And my head I'd be scratchin' while my thoughts were busy hatchin; If I only had a brain......
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HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN!
SO YOU ARMS END AT THE ELBOWS AND LEGS AT YOUR HIPS!
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03-29-2006, 04:52 PM
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 I wish you'd been the sniper. |
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03-29-2006, 04:52 PM
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My Title was WAY too Long.
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why for the love of god did you feel the need to make this thread
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03-29-2006, 04:52 PM
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MOST AMAZING TITLE EVER LOL WORDS
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buy prostetic arms and legs, then murder you.
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03-29-2006, 05:02 PM
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8. consult Handi
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03-29-2006, 05:03 PM
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This thread fucking sucks.
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03-29-2006, 05:04 PM
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I'm letting daggerdragon suck my cock for his USAir miles.
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03-29-2006, 05:05 PM
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id stab you with my pointy elbow
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03-29-2006, 05:06 PM
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(Morbo)
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03-29-2006, 05:07 PM
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Pierdolcie sie
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Because this is genmay. This is where all the idiots post STUPID SHIT. Why not jump on the fucking bandwagon? |
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03-29-2006, 05:09 PM
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I'll wheelchair myself off something high
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03-29-2006, 05:11 PM
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