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ginemay
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If I trained myself hard enough and was put on Antarctica naked with only 2 sharp stones, I could survive and live there for ages.

I'd start by killing some penguins and starting a fire in their blubber with the sharp stones, then eating whatever happens to be in their stomachs and wearing their coats.. Then digging a hole in the snow, insulating it with penguin guts and living in there - and from there hunt fish, birds etc and build a fort out of beaks and tusks and things. And grow algae farms.

It would have to be a fairly warm day though, and the penguins would have to be fairly passive.

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There isn't that many animals really on antartica is there? Wouldn't you be hard pressed to find something to hunt?
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There isn't that many animals really on antartica is there? Wouldn't you be hard pressed to find something to hunt?

Lichens, birds, antarctic researchers, seals, fish, whales..
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i have a theory that if i was put on antartica naked with 2 stones and a satellite phone, i'd call the us, ask for a super snappy helicopter pickup, then eat the rocks as i waited
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Lichens, birds, antarctic researchers, seals, fish, whales..
You need to find the North Pole and hold Santa hostage for all the hot cocoa and cookies you can eat/drink. Then have wild penquin sex with Ms. Claus and use the elves for your skin coats.
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You'd be really smelly if you did all that.

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You need to find the North Pole and hold Santa hostage for all the hot cocoa and cookies you can eat/drink. Then have wild penquin sex with Ms. Claus and use the elves for your skin coats.

Fuck yeah.

Also, I have a geography question for genmay: How long would it take to walk from Cape Town to Chile, assuming one could cross the Bering Straight over ice?
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How do the eskimo do it then? huh?
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