so... I got crabs... 56k go disinfect my cooter

Sarah Palin · 07-03-2006, 09:55 AM

So, I woke up hungry Saturday morning. It happens.

I went to the store and decided to make banana split

.

First you make

, then you put pecans on the

, then you drizzle chocolate sauce all around... THEN you layer on sliced strawberries, then you put on a chopped up banana then you put a scoop of vanilla ice cream in the middle and then you finish it off with a tub of whipped cream.

YUM

We also found monster king crab legs on sale, so I decided to pick some up for dinner. These things weight over a pound EACH

Almost as long as Ryan's arm... hey who's that on my fridge??

OMG CRABMAN!!!

Of course, when you see something that big you HAVE to measure it

22" and they weren't fully extended

LilMs says THUMBS UP

Sarah Palin · 07-03-2006, 09:55 AM

They were bigger than the plates

One section of meat

OMG CRAB PENIS

30 going on 13

And what Lil thread would be complete without a picture of LuLu??

SNIPE

Suicide King · 07-03-2006, 09:56 AM

make a crabby patty

Baloneyflaps. · 07-03-2006, 09:56 AM

LARGER THAN A PENIS

PiMpY · 07-03-2006, 09:57 AM

nice hovel

superllamapoop · 07-03-2006, 09:57 AM

I get it! yuo got crabs!

logie · 07-03-2006, 09:57 AM

Choc · 07-03-2006, 09:58 AM

Yay for the icecream. Ew for the crabstuff.

Choc · 07-03-2006, 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baloneyflaps.

LARGER THAN A PENIS

Yeah... maybe larger than yours.

Kander77 · 07-03-2006, 10:01 AM

can you imagine the actual crab when it was roamin around with those legs?

Choc · 07-03-2006, 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kander77

can you imagine the actual crab when it was roamin around with those legs?

Seen it in a documentary.

Sarah Palin · 07-03-2006, 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stapler

nice hovel

For someone who used to come whining to me with all of his problems all the time... you sure have become a miserable douche.

Wait, you were always a miserable douche, you were just nice to me back then.

Sarah Palin · 07-03-2006, 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kander77

can you imagine the actual crab when it was roamin around with those legs?

thats what I was thinking... I also wondered how old those crabs were that they grew so big. I almost felt bad, but then realized where I sat on the food chain and then felt better.

Eat or be eaten.

Dingleberry Larry · 07-03-2006, 10:02 AM

Why do women insist on eating shit like this?

It's just so...unnecessary.

Kander77 · 07-03-2006, 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choc

Seen it in a documentary.

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07-03-2006, 09:57 AM	#7

Sarah Palin	They were bigger than the plates One section of meat OMG CRAB PENIS 30 going on 13 And what Lil thread would be complete without a picture of LuLu?? SNIPE
07-03-2006, 09:55 AM	#2

Suicide King	make a crabby patty __________________ Myke
07-03-2006, 09:56 AM	#3

PiMpY hmmmmmm whats that smell? sniffs ahhh smells like c0cktard. COMING FROM THIS POST!!	nice hovel
07-03-2006, 09:57 AM	#5

Choc	Yay for the icecream. Ew for the crabstuff.
07-03-2006, 09:58 AM	#8

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07-03-2006, 10:01 AM	#10

Dingleberry Larry	Why do women insist on eating shit like this? It's just so...unnecessary. __________________ Think 'Pringles Can', but made of meat.
07-03-2006, 10:02 AM	#14