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Words of wisdom from papa Kallen
This kid from my school is so cool he doesn't need to quote anyone else... he just always fucking quotes himself, and he says the dumbest shit on the planet. Let us all use his words of wisdom to better ourselves, these are your new commandments (and a picture of the fgt).
 Kallen's 10 commandments (and a few from Nellak, which is probably his alter ego or something retarded): " Friends can't be built the way you want them. If you accept them, then you have to learn to deal with whatever comes after that." -Kallen "Dates are lab rats until you start getting serious with them, then thats when they become humans." -Kallen "I'm not hungry so don't feed me  ".-Kallen "I was born as a riddle so don't try to figure me out". -Kallen "Life and common sense is the closest to a complete balance". -Kallen "Always remember know who your true friends are because behind some smiles is a set-up". -Kallen "You think people are your friends but when the books open, its a whole different story". -Kallen "I'll rather take a misdemeanor and see the world again rather than take a felony and become unfamiliar with it". -Nellak "When bad shit happens to you, its God's weird sense of humor or you really pissed him off. -Nellak "So many people stereotype how God is. God does a lot of things without reason. God made us in his image. If we are funny, then he's probably funnier than us. God has no boss. So, why not play a random prank on somebody? He's God. -Nellak In summary: "At this point, I'm furious and I'm tired of certain matters. This has resulted to me being cold hearted and ruthless without reason. I await to hear the sound of revenge because some people deserve that karma. I am so thankful for my life but I must say it is extremely hard to be me. So, I am a whole new different person now. Don't worry to some people, you still will get the cool Kallen that you always loved." -Kallen edit: Only by following these commandments may one be granted eternal glory in KFC All non-believers will be damned to Alaska (or some other cold place similar to what can be found on earth), where there are no hot bittys with junk in the trunk, Red Lobster has gone out of business, and the conditions are far too harsh to grow watermelon. Last edited by Ralph; 12-19-2006 at 12:12 PM.. |
12-19-2006, 12:01 PM
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I'm a stupid jew that likes to get plowed in the ass by big black guys on Flatbush Avenue
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another useless OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
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12-19-2006, 12:02 PM
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I <3 BLUESULTAN
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In summary:
This thread is a fucking waste
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12-19-2006, 12:03 PM
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(mcovey)
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no bel air?
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12-19-2006, 12:03 PM
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snipe
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12-19-2006, 12:04 PM
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You obviously have not used Kallen's commandments to better yourself. You shall not be permitted to spend eternity in KFC!!! |
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12-19-2006, 12:04 PM
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(mcovey)
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Quote:
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12-19-2006, 12:04 PM
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No, he's just a genuine douchebag that thinks he's hot shit... |
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12-19-2006, 12:04 PM
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www.StateOfBrain.com
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" Stop making new threads."
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12-19-2006, 12:05 PM
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fuck im lagging
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12-19-2006, 12:06 PM
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Total Tard Crew
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"Shut up Ralph you dumb OMGOMGOMGOMG"
-Kallen
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C ryptic L o g (21:04:54): two legs, arms, breasts, a gine. I'll fucking take it. |
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12-19-2006, 12:10 PM
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