A Challenge to the Universe (ver. UT)

[G-Snake]

I'm challenging anything and anyone in the universe to a game of Unreal Tournament 1999 (I realize that alien lifeforms do infact read this message board). The challenge will include a match of Capture the Flag on Facing Worlds I, and Team Deathmatch in Gothic. If there is no clear winner after 2 matches, the challenge will go to overtime, and a Capture the Flag match will be played in Lava Giant with Instagib mod activated.

The challenger will be instructed to assemble a team of 8 players from any reach of the universe (but can only chose from this universe, and not other parrellel or multiverses). If multiple challengers from multiverses challenge, a series of rock-paper-scissors matches will be conducted to determine who enters the ultimate challenge. I will assemble a team that I see fit to fight this battle for supremacy (check your emails soon). I may not even assemble a full team of 8 if I feel confident enough to win with my selected soldiers.

The winner gets 957 Trillion Dollars ($957,000,000,000,000 USD transferred to a pay-pal verified account) and unconditional threesomes with Jessica Alba or Evangeline Lilly whenever they want. Habitants of Earth are disqualified from entering this challenge unless they're on my team. Members cannot include artificial intelligence (ie. computers/processors for you tards), and no hacks can be used, a scanning program will be installed on the server hosting the match to monitor any cheating. Cheating results in an immediate kick/ban from server and disqualification, and Clay Aitkan and Justin Timberlake will sodimize you for 1,000 years less 1 day.

Anyone who is interested in either applying to join my team, or applying to challenge my team, please leave a message in this thread. Please include your phone number, credit card number, paypal login/password, and what you would do with the prize (I get 93% of winnings, each teammate gets 1% or equal value if there is not a full team)

Edit: If I win, I will blow up earth, build my own planet, and immortalize myself and never die...ever. Select people/things will be allowed on my planet, so start pleading now.

[Blaze]

k.



wait no. nvm

[slicedoranges]

in and fact are two different words, buddy

[Suicide King]

my threads suck, but atleast I don't waste a shit load of time making them.

[wreakhavoc]

Originally Posted by slicedoranges

in and fact are two different words, buddy

In fact, you are correct sir.

[Jester]

Your thread sucks shit.

[slicedoranges]

Originally Posted by nigLOL

my threads suck, but atleast I don't waste a shit load of time making them.

at and least are two different words, buddy

i'm done now

[Abu]

unreal tour is slow as shit. play a truly skilled game. like HLDM

[Suicide King]

Originally Posted by slicedoranges

at and least are two different words, buddy

i'm done now

so are sliced and oranges

BAM!

[mcovey]

I'm challenging the universe to a game of desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu

[G-Snake]

*sigh* feeble peasants, please retreat to your shit lives and stay out of my prestine challenging grounds.

[mcovey]

[G-Snake]

Originally Posted by mcovey

STFU Mcovey, I was going to recruit you until you went and did that, fucking guy.

[mcovey]

Originally Posted by G-Snake

STFU Mcovey, I was going to recruit you until you went and did that, fucking guy.

[G-Snake]

Originally Posted by mcovey

If I win, I'm going to fucking kill those conehead icons too.