why are Irish people so violent??

[Hohenstaufen]

So last night i go to this bar in my area called the "Emerald Isle" and I meet up with my friend Jen and her cousins, i know her female cousins name is dee b/c after a few pitchers of beer she started making out with me..

now after this we drive to the next bar and i have a few more beers, and more making out..after about 2 1/2 hours of making out culminating in her sucking me off in my car outside and coming back in for more beer and cigarettes we get ready to go to the nastiest restuarant in Chicagoland "Taco Burrito King" well she still has my keys and i go over to the restuarant, well her brother walks up to me and says im quoting directly
"aye you touch my sister again and i'll cut you"
me: did you say gut or cut?
him: "gut, and if you don't believe me i've got a knife in my back pocket"

so after this I calm him down and go get my keys and then he approaches me again
just trying to bow up on me trying to intimidate me and someone accross the street says "that dude is crazy" so this sets the irishman off again

"aye did you say i have crazy eyes?"
me: "what why the hell would i say that?"

and he then began reaching for his back pocket and i knocked him out...why are Irish people allowed to carry weapons or drink whiskey?

CLIFFS
1.I get a couple days off from work in a entire month
2.I go out drinking at bar where i meet friends cousin(girl) and start making out with her for 2 hours
3.her brothers were drinking beer and whiskey
4.her one brother gets rowdy and threatens to "gut" me
5.I knock her brother out after he goes for his knife

WHY are Irish people(people actually from the Island) allowed to drink whiskey or carry weapons of any type??
is this a common accorance if you make out with someones sister(in front on them)?

[Diarrhea Connoisseur]

because they're stupid

[Suicide King]

alcohol?

[Sp0rk]

Because they have little man syndrome

[DigitaDamage]

Originally Posted by Hohenstaufen

So last night i go to this bar in my area called the "Emerald Isle" and I meet up with my friend Jen and her cousins, i know her female cousins name is dee b/c after a few pitchers of beer she started making out with me..

now after this we drive to the next bar and i have a few more beers, and more making out..after about 2 1/2 hours of making out culminating in her sucking me off in my car outside and coming back in for more beer and cigarettes we get ready to go to the nastiest restuarant in Chicagoland "Taco Burrito King" well she still has my keys and i go over to the restuarant, well her brother walks up to me and says im quoting directly
"aye you touch my sister again and i'll cut you"
me: did you say gut or cut?
him: "gut, and if you don't believe me i've got a knife in my back pocket"

so after this I calm him down and go get my keys and then he approaches me again
just trying to bow up on me trying to intimidate me and someone accross the street says "that dude is crazy" so this sets the irishman off again

"aye did you say i have crazy eyes?"
me: "what why the hell would i say that?"

and he then began reaching for his back pocket and i sucked him off...why are Irish people allowed to carry weapons or drink whiskey?

CLIFFS
1.I get a couple days off from work in a entire month
2.I go out drinking at bar where i meet friends cousin(girl) and start making out with her for 2 hours
3.her brothers were drinking beer and whiskey
4.her one brother gets rowdy and threatens to "gut" me
5.I sucked her brother off after he goes for his knife

WHY are Irish people(people actually from the Island) allowed to drink whiskey or carry weapons of any type??
is this a common accorance if you make out with someones sister(in front on them)?

fixt

[ZombieLenin]

LOL you got a blowjob then knocked someone out...

Sure thing slugger.

Whats more likely is some drunk Irishman slurred threats at you when you made a pisspoor attempt at his sisters pants, then you shat yourself and ran

[tek000]

s are violent

[skunt]

because the irish are the s of europe

[cockholster]

[Wixard]

Everyone knows irishmen will stop at the last second before fighting and hug you.

I saw it in braveheart, its true.

[Stealthmode]

my name is Matt O'Leary
i approve of this thread

[ArmorForSleep]

where is bel air

[CheeseBiscuits]

They love themselves some nice alcohol.

[Jager]

NINA

[Hohenstaufen]

Originally Posted by Wixard

Everyone knows irishmen will stop at the last second before fighting and hug you.

I saw it in braveheart, its true.

i thought there was only one irishman in the movie??