Which girl do I go for?

[DJ]

Cliffnotes at end.

Recently I've been feeling shitty whenever I'm not busy doing something. I’m pretty sure this is caused by my lack of a girlfriend. Right now I really need someone I can be around whenever I feel lonely, and That’s pretty often.. I (don’t want to sound like a cocky douche) have 4 or 5 potential women I could possibly go out with. Here’s the lineup.

Amy: Known her for 7 years. Our relationship has always been best friends, and I've always known she liked me. We went out, but it was her idea and I backed out because there was no physical attraction. After a week or two of Friends-with-benefits status, I know going out with her would definitely be a good time. She has a boyfriend now, but she tends to go out for guys just so she isn't single. I know she'd go out with me if I asked, because(I’m gonna sound like a cock) I'm the only guy she's ever really liked. Physically, she's total jail-bait, a foot shorter than me, tight body, nice curves, very cute face. Mentally, she's smart, funny and willing to do things for me. However, she has lied to me before, and I wouldn't want to feel like just another guy

Princess: Met this year. She totally loves me. Physically, she also jail-bait and a foot shorter than me, but with a larger chest than Amy and a bit more to cuddle with. She has puppy dog eyes and a nice face. Mentally, she's a tiny bit ditzy and a wee bit preppie, and a tease(once rubbed my leg and upon feeling my wallet said "It's so big."). Downside: I don't feel too much as far as talking and having fun, and I'd have trouble not taking advantage of her.

Desperado: This girl reminds me of an early Amy, only not as good looking. She has apparently loved me forever, as a lot of her friends have all asked me to go out with her on separate occasions. She's cool I guess. Physically, there’s nothing much there. Mentally, she's nice funny, but a wee bit boring. Cons: she loves me, but I like her as a good friend.

Filter: Desperado's best friend. Very fun, we like to hit each other. Yeah, she's cool like that. Plays lacrosse. Physically, she's skinny but very pretty and a nice face. Mentally, she's hilarious, crazy, and apparently likes me. However, I don’t know her to well.

K: I saved the best for last. This girl...Wow. She is hands-down the most beautiful girl I have ever met. I know her from work and she is currently the only thing keeping me from quitting. The highlight of my week (life?) Is working with her. Everything about her is perfect. She too has a boyfriend but apparently finds him creepy and my be dumping him. She may be started to like me though, as yesterday she broke the physical contact barrier with a from-behind hug. Physically, she has the body of a goddess. She is perfectly tan with a few freckles on her perfectly sculpted face. Two deep blue eyes are frosted with white rings around the center. Her hair is gleaming brown. Mentally, she’s on the exact same humor wavelength as me, she’s smart and witty. I think I love her. But, she goes to a different school.




Cliff notes:

1. 5 girls :
-Willing jailbait with boyfriend
-Willing jailing I don’t know too well
-“Meh” girl likes me
-Her funny friend
- The perfect girl who’s too good for me

2. Which do I choose?

Vote now!

[Entmoof~]

the one with the penis

She too has a boyfriend but apparently finds him creepy and my be dumping him.

You should dump your own boyfriend before going after a girl


but seriously, what makes you think that you have to choose? Just hang out with all of them and see which one goes somewhere. Dating women isn't like playing a gameshow. You don't have to choose immediately.

[Giant Penis]

#5 dont sell yourself short....

[FM 2347]

Originally Posted by DJ

- The perfect girl who’s too good for me

No girl is too good for you. I've found out that the girls I'm most attracted to are the ones that work out the best.

[Scits Grit]

I agree with Entmoof, you don't really have to "choose" just hang out with all of them and see where each one goes. Just don't get into anything real serious (or mention you're interest) until you have a clearcut front-runner. If you tell 4 of the 5 you're really into them, then ask one of them out... you have 3 pissed off ladies. Don't show your cards until you're absolutely sure about one of them. The one you work with, if you only see her at work, ask her if she's free after work sometime, get a coffee or something like that. If she says ok, then you know there's some kind of interest (if not beyond friends, there's at least a friendship potential) And dont let any of these guys tell you about getting friendzoned. No such thing. If she has feelings for you, being friends beforehand will not stop her, I've seen it happen. Good luck man.

[DJ]

thank you guys, you were very helpful! I will take your advice and wait to tell one of them how I feel.

[vinnie]

I have a similar problem, but with eight different girls and they are all really hot.

I will make a thread about that later, as soon as I have finished the one about methods of storing my 11 inch penis as it is so unwieldy to pack. Trouser snake? More like trouser crocodile!

[DJ]

haha yeh.. i wasn't trying to brag btw,

[gwvg]

I dont get it. How old are you if you have to resort to doing jailbait? I really hope your not that creepy older guy that hits on all the HS girls.

[Jerameh]

Originally Posted by vinnie

I have a similar problem, but with eight different girls and they are all really hot.

I will make a thread about that later, as soon as I have finished the one about methods of storing my 11 inch penis as it is so unwieldy to pack. Trouser snake? More like trouser crocodile!

this sounds like a troll. I could've sworn you had a fiance.

[gwvg]

Originally Posted by DJ

thank you guys, you were very helpful! I will take your advice and wait to tell one of them how I feel.

Holy shit man, dont fucking "tell her how you feel." How the hell did you get 5 girls interested in you and actually consider doing this? The correct answer? DO THEM ALL. Or at least do the ones who aren't going to find out about each other. For the ones that are going to know about eachother, you have 2 options. 1. Tell them that you like them, but you cant be in a relationship and they need to understand that. or 2. Pick the hottest of the ones that would find out.

[gwvg]

Originally Posted by Jerameh

this sounds like a troll. I could've sworn you had a fiance.

He was mocking the OP.

[Viperoni]

Pics of #5 or b7.

And why would you not try to make a move for #5?

[Dumb Fucking Faggot]

It seems that you answered the question yourself. Go with #5 you obviously love this chick, and your obviously not quitting your job just for her.

[Overconfidence]

Go for 5, fall back on 1, maybe do 2 sometime