hugh hefner isn't as cool as he wishes

[matt00926]

Interview with a girl who used to live in the playboy mansion

http://club.cdfreaks.com/showthread.php?t=104920

A funny excerpt

<How is a man who's 78 years old able to have sex with that many women? He doesn't really do anything. He just lies there with his Viagra erection. It's just a fake erection, and each girl gets on top of him for two minutes while the girls in the background try to keep him excited. They'll yell things like, "F-k her daddy, f-k her daddy!" There's a lot of cheerleader going on!>


Cliffs of article

1. Hefner has unprotected sex with more then 10 girls twice a week and doesn't care.
2. Hefner has only an average size cock (5-6 inch)
3. The girls that fuck Hefner are disgusted with him and hate having sex with him but are so pathetic that they will do anything to be famous and get in a magazine.
4. Hefner basically takes viagra and lets girls ride him for 2 minutes and then after he's done has to be checked by a doctor so he doesn't have a heart attack

[Squeeky]

Since when is this breaking news? The guy is a moron

[slicedoranges]

i totally digg this thread

edit: sry

[Cryptic]

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[McGee]

Originally Posted by slicedoranges

i totally digg this thread

hey, cool, a lot of [m]ers don't read digg so fark off

[sloths]

Originally Posted by g's ass

hey, cool, a lot of [m]ers don't read digg so fark off

i see what you did there

[McKnight]

:barf

edit: barf:

edit2: :braf:

[dumpsterbaby]

blockbuster?

[thesource]

whats digg?

[masamune]

But consider this: He's 78 years old.

[slicedoranges]

Originally Posted by g's ass

hey, cool, a lot of [m]ers don't read digg so fark off

i see what you did there

[[H]ard|On]

Originally Posted by matt00926

Interview with a girl who used to live in the playboy mansion

http://club.cdfreaks.com/showthread.php?t=104920

A funny excerpt

<How is a man who's 78 years old able to have sex with that many women? He doesn't really do anything. He just lies there with his Viagra erection. It's just a fake erection, and each girl gets on top of him for two minutes while the girls in the background try to keep him excited. They'll yell things like, "F-k her daddy, f-k her daddy!" There's a lot of cheerleader going on!>


Cliffs of article

1. Hefner has unprotected sex with more then 10 girls twice a week and doesn't care.
2. Hefner has only an average size cock (5-6 inch)
3. The girls that fuck Hefner are disgusted with him and hate having sex with him but are so pathetic that they will do anything to be famous and get in a magazine.
4. Hefner basically takes viagra and lets girls ride him for 2 minutes and then after he's done has to be checked by a doctor so he doesn't have a heart attack

1. you'd still give up your nads to be him
2. see 1
3. jealous much?



This reminds me when people accuse younger girls of 'scamming' rich older men. Give me a break, they both know exactly what it is. The older rich guys arn't retarded, this is not how they got rich. They get pussy, and the females get some dinero and hopefully a fat inheritance when he dies.

Anyway, being Heff would still rule.

[whodafuh]

probly has clemidia.. shits everywhere

[Slash]

I'll gladly take that life when I'm 78.

[dirty sanchez]

moar of playboy bunnies