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ITT: I make shrimp fried rice!! (plus puns!)

I made Shrimp Fried Rice for lunch. yummy yum yum.

the key to fried rice is old rice. make rice, throw it in the fridge, then use it the next day. thats the only way to fry.


Step 1:

THE TEXAS CHAIN THAW MASSACRE!!!



Step Two:

INGREDIENTS, ASSEMBLE!!!



Step C:

SHRIMP IN THE SKEWER!!!




Step Vier:

NOW WE'RE COOKING WITH GAS!!!





Step Vin Diesel:

THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS!!! (get it? its rice!)



Step Aerobics:

THIS IS GETTING CORNY!!!



Step Ladder:

SOY ME, BABY!!!



Step 2:

EGG-CETERA



Step a Billion:

MIXTER T!!!



Step 10:

FIN


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SUPER EXTRA BONUS STEP!!!!
(these didnt really turn out as well as i would have liked, i should have buttered them more)

I'VE HIT THE BROILING POINT!!!



A-SALTED!!! (and pepper too!)






FINISHED PRODUCT!!!




Yummy!! and so easy to make!!
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intercept!

edit: goddamn


I hate shrimp but that looks tastey

edit2: fuck those shrimp look nasty before they're cooked
edit3: lol @ your cheesy captions :0
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intercept!

edit: goddamn


I hate shrimp but that looks tastey

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look very good , love shrimp

this would be better in everyday life section would it not

lot of cooking there
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I would if there was no corn in it.

You need to add the Cream of Sum Yung Gy


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DAMMIT i knew i should have sauted up that motherboard instead
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I would if there was no corn in it.

You need to add the Cream of Sum Yung Gy

i prefer corn from the cob, but i had to make due with bag corn
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look very good , love shrimp

this would be better in everyday life section would it not

lot of cooking there

I don't even know why we have such a forum

I liked genmay when it was chock full of retardedness and trash. Now it's just... well it still is, just more nazish. Isn't it? fuck what am I saying...
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i prefer corn from the cob, but i had to make due with bag corn

You should have used some peas too that would be chronic
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but where is THAT soy

not even a cameo
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