My wife threw me a surprise birthday party

The Jacket · 02-10-2007, 10:43 PM

Everyone here is trashed and I'm eating Ice Cream cake, my favorite. How did your night go, you man-fucking cockgobblers?

FishHammer · 02-10-2007, 10:43 PM

i want a wife

mARY · 02-10-2007, 10:44 PM

I've never had ice cream cake before. Other than that, my night went pretty well.

...and Happy Birthday

Mommy's lil' fucktoy · 02-10-2007, 10:44 PM

i want your wife

seanyc123 · 02-10-2007, 10:45 PM

I love lamp

thedoom · 02-10-2007, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seanyc123

I love lamp

do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying that cause you saw it?

seanyc123 · 02-10-2007, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thedoom

do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying that cause you saw it?

I stabbed a man in the heart with a trident

wigglesworth · 02-10-2007, 10:49 PM

im having a shitty night, and it seems to be getting worse and worse

Wargod · 02-10-2007, 10:52 PM

She's having an affair.

wreakhavoc · 02-10-2007, 10:53 PM

Your wife is

for getting the ice cream cake.

Poutine · 02-10-2007, 11:09 PM

That Ice Cream cake has cum in it

claw_daddy · 02-10-2007, 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wargod

She's having an affair.

wwilliam54 · 02-10-2007, 11:12 PM

sitting alone in my room
suck ass
but meh

playing guitar doing H/W helps
and to think, I was supposed to have a hook-up tonight. Goddamn virii fucking her up for the weekend

Mono · 02-10-2007, 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wargod

She's having an affair.

malamute face · 02-10-2007, 11:22 PM

what a cool wife

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02-10-2007, 10:44 PM	#4

seanyc123 Kiddie Corral Material	I love lamp __________________ teehe, I has a signiture?
02-10-2007, 10:45 PM	#5

Poutine aka Pou Pou	That Ice Cream cake has cum in it __________________ C G Far away gone F C G Am I'll be hiding from the plans G C of too many hands. - Jim Cuddy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olHfAHqXbxI
02-10-2007, 11:09 PM	#11

malamute face Long time. Me lobe yoy long time.	what a cool wife __________________ I breathe Serv0h's soul and I sniff his boxers I luv uterus Sf_J is the sweetest hot lady I have ever known on the intarwebs <3 I fingered cartilage of sassymcassface and we chewed gum shockthemonkey=like the awesomest eBFF in the IDK JILL WORLD olf
02-10-2007, 11:22 PM	#15

FishHammer	i want a wife __________________ <><
02-10-2007, 10:43 PM	#2

mARY	I've never had ice cream cake before. Other than that, my night went pretty well. ...and Happy Birthday
02-10-2007, 10:44 PM	#3

wigglesworth	im having a shitty night, and it seems to be getting worse and worse __________________ "St. WigglesWorth! of CRUNKKKK" -antisechs I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. -Hunter S Thompson
02-10-2007, 10:49 PM	#8

wreakhavoc	Your wife is for getting the ice cream cake. __________________ Trust me, I know Science. Adopted by Savenor <3
02-10-2007, 10:53 PM	#10

wwilliam54	sitting alone in my room suck ass but meh playing guitar doing H/W helps and to think, I was supposed to have a hook-up tonight. Goddamn virii fucking her up for the weekend __________________ Insert sig here
02-10-2007, 11:12 PM	#13